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THE MAX BOX COLLECTION
The most complete collection of the DJ jingles, utility's, and
songs ever created. Essential features include - 42 versions of Happy
Birthday, 5 versions of 21 Today, 262 personalised birthday dedications,
7 versions of Auld Lang Syne, 28 wedding specific tracks, 4 versions of
the National Anthem, British traditional songs, huge amount of New Year
and Christmas material. Every show opener and closer, ident, drop &
sting that could be hoped for.
DISCS 1 + 2: THE WORLDS MOST COMPREHENSIVE COLLECTION OF BIRTHDAY
MATERIAL.
42 VERSIONS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY
18TH, 21ST, 30TH & 40TH TRACKS
SURPRISE & JOINT BIRTHDAYS
260+ BIRTHDAY JINGLES
OPENERS & CLOSERS
5 VERSIONS OF 21 TODAY
CD 1
1. THE ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY DISC - DEMO TRACK
AN EXTENSIVE MONTAGE THAT DEMONSTRATES THE USAGE POTENTIAL & ESSENTIAL
NATURE OF THE DISCS. [4:53]
SHOW OPENERS
A WIDE SELECTION OF TRACKS TO START ANY BIRTHDAY FUNCTION IN
AN ORIGINAL & MEMORABLE MANNER.
2. CRAP CABARET SINGER & BAND
AN INTRODUCTION TO AN EVENING FROM A STEREOTYPICAL TERRIBLE CABARET SINGER
& HIS BAND. WOULD WORK WELL WITH OTHER OPENERS. VERY TONGUE IN CHEEK
WITH SOME DODGY MUSIC! [:46] 3. COMPUTER SHOW OPENER
+2 MINUTE OPENER WITH A COMPUTER VO. TALKS YOU THROUGH SOUND & LIGHTING
CHECKS TO A CLIMAX TO ENTER YOUR FIRST TRACK. PERFECT FOR DJ'S WITH
A GOOD SOUND & LIGHTING SYSTEM, AS IT GIVES YOU THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY'S
TO SHOW OFF! PRODUCED TO INTERACT WELL WITH A SOUND TO LIGHT SYSTEM ALTHOUGH
A BETTER LIGHT SHOW COULD EASILY BE BUILT AROUND IT. CAUTION! - SOME BASS
FREQUENCIES IN THIS TRACK ARE VERY LOW! WATCH THOSE WOOFERS! [2:15]
4. RADIO ROADSHOW STYLE OPENER
VERY ENERGETIC TRACK THAT WILL OPEN THE FUNCTION WITH IMPACT, OR ADD EXTRA
IMPACT TO THE START OF A PARTY SET. LOTS OF CROWD CHEERING AT END. [:26]
5. THE VICARS BIRTHDAY SERMON
A VICARS SERMON WITH AN ORGAN ACCOMPANIMENT, CONTAINING FOND MEMORIES
OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY OR GIRL. A PERFECT OPENER FOR THE 20+ GENERATIONS.
[1:10]
6. JUDGEMENT DAY
AN ATMOSPHERIC & SPOOKY SOUNDING TRACK, WITH A VINCENT PRICE STYLE
VO. [:47]
7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANT
FOR A YOUNGER CROWD, THIS FOOTBALL STYLE CHANT WILL GO DOWN WELL &
MAY EVEN ENCOURAGE VOCAL INVOLVEMENT! ALSO A GOOD LINK. [:30]
8. TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST
A MACE KNOCKS 3 TIMES FOR A VERY FORMAL TRACK, THAT IS PERFECT FOR AN
OLDER BIRTHDAY, OR AS A TONGUE IN CHEEK TRACK FOR A YOUNGER ONE.
“MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN. PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S
MOST SPECIAL GUEST.”MVO SFX FANFARE [:21]
SPECIFIC INTRO'S & OPENERS
OPENERS FOR THE 2 KEY POINTS IN MANY DISCOS:- THE PARTY SET,&
THE SLOW SET.
9. PARTY SET OPENER
THE PERFECT OPENER TO BUILD EXCITEMENT & ANTICIPATION AS YOU ENTER
YOUR PARTY SET, WITH SNIPPETS OF TUNES THAT MAY BE HEARD LATER! [:35]
10. THE BIRTHDAY BOY OPENER
A GREAT OPENER TO THE SLOW SONGS THAT TELLS EVERYONE HOW POPULAR THE BIRTHDAY
BOY IS.
“OK LADIES, THE BIRTHDAY BOY CAN ONLY MANAGE 1 OF YOU AT A TIME,
SO PICK A NUMBER & YOUR TURN WILL BE ALONG SOON, AS WE SLOW IT DOWN”.
MVO [:19]
11. THE BIRTHDAY GIRL OPENER
A GREAT OPENER TO THE SLOW SONGS THAT TELLS EVERYONE HOW POPULAR THE BIRTHDAY
GIRL IS.
“OK GUYS, THE BIRTHDAY GIRL CAN ONLY MANAGE 1 AT A TIME, SO PICK
A NUMBER & YOUR TURN WILL BE ALONG SOON, AS WE SLOW IT DOWN”.
FVO [:19]
SURPRISE BIRTHDAYS
WHEN THE BIRTHDAY PARTY IS A SURPRISE, THESE ARE THE TRACKS
TO USE AS THE GUEST OF HONOUR ARRIVES
12. 'SURPRISE SHOUT.
THE FADE OUT OF THE CHEERS ALLOW YOU PLENTY OF TIME TO TALK OVER &
THEN INTRODUCE YOUR 1ST TRACK.[:17]
13. IT'S YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
GOOD TRACK TO SHOCK SOMEONE WITH THE LOUD THUNDER CLAP! A GREAT 'LAUGH'
WITH ECHO AT THE END, HAS A NICE FADE TO START YOUR 1ST TRACK.
“IT'S YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY HA HA. DON'T WORRY,
WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING, YOU JUST NEED TO ENJOY YOURSELF.
WE JUST NEED TO ADD THE MUSIC....HA HA HA. “ SPOOKY VO [:25]
14.'SURPRISE SURPRISE' INSTRUMENTAL
A VERSION OF THE TV THEME TO USE AS A TALK OVER BED OR AN OPENING TRACK
AT A SURPRISE PARTY. [1:33]
BIRTHDAY BEDS & SONGS
BIRTHDAY MUSIC BEDS ARE SOME OF THE MOST FUNCTIONAL TRACKS YOU
CAN USE. USE THEM AS A TRACK ON THEIR OWN TO ADD VARIETY. THESE ALL ARE
SUPERB WHEN USED AS TALKOVER BEDS OR AS UNIQUE OPENERS.
15. THE MUPPET'S BIRTHDAY THEME.
A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL VERSION OF THE CLASSIC MUPPET TUNE, BUT WITH THE
LINE, “AT THE BIRTHDAY BASH TONIGHT”. [:50]
16.THE BIRTHDAY MONTAGE
A GREAT PIECE OF INCIDENTAL MUSIC, WITH VARIOUS BIRTHDAY RELATED SAMPLES
& VO'S. THE VERY LAID BACK PACE LENDS ITSELF AS THE PERFECT
BIRTHDAY TALKOVER BED FOR ANY SITUATION. [2:39]
17. FLINTSTONES IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
ITS A MULTI FUNCTIONAL TRACK GIVING ANOTHER NOVEL ADDITION TO A NIGHT
OF BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
“BIRTHDAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” [:20]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU - THE SONG
THE MOST SIGNIFICANT & USED SECTION ON THE DISC. 40 VERSIONS OF 'HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU'. WHEN RECORDING THIS CD WE DECIDED TO MAKE THE
MOST DEFINITE VERSIONS OF 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU' EVER RELEASED.
WE THINK WE DID! SOME SHORT, LONG, FAST, SLOW & EVERYTHING IN-BETWEEN.
WHATEVER BIRTHDAY FUNCTION YOU ARE DOING, THE ULTIMATE VERSION OF HAPPY
BIRTHDAY IS HERE.
18. SWING BALLROOM. [2:10]
19. WALTZ BALLROOM. TRAD LYRICS [1:09]
20. CHA CHA BALLROOM. [1:44]
21. TRADITIONAL SONG CHORUS - MUSIC BACKING. [:37]
22. A CAPELLA CHORUS. [:28]
23. MARILYN MONROE IMPRESSION. A CAPELLA [:21]
24. SUNG ROCK. [:24]
25. SUNG BRIT POP - LAID BACK, ROCK STYLE. [:20]
26. ROCK LEAD GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL. [:20]
27. CHURCH VERSION. [:33]
28. SEASONAL SANTA XMAS STYLE. [:25]
29. CRAP CABARET SINGER. [:55]
30. OTT CABARET SINGER. [:16]
31. CARTOON VOICE. [:22]
32. TERRIBLE FUN MIX. [:48]
33. BARBER SHOP STYLE. [:24]
34. AROUND THE PIANO - PUB STYLE. [:21]
35. KIDS SING - OUT OF TUNE. [:21]
36. KIDS SING - SQUASHED TOMATOES. [:22]
37. POPEYE SOUND INSTRUMENTAL. [:22]
38. X-FILE STYLE BASED ON 144 BPM. [:50]
39. COMMERCIAL DANCE @ 136 BPM. [:33]
40. SOUL VERSION. [:21]
41. TECHNO DANCE @ 156 BPM. [1:02]
THE STARS SING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
HAPPY BIRTHDAYS SUNG BY THE MOST POPULAR CELEBRITIES. EACH ONE
IS SUNG IN THE STYLE OF THE CELEBRITY WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE WORDS &
AD LIBS
42. ROLF HARRIS. [:22]
43. INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU. [:18]
44. ARKWRIGHT - OPEN ALL HOURS. [:23]
45. VINCENT PRICE. [:36]
46. LLOYD GROSSMAN. [:19]
47. SEAN CONNERY. [:16]
48. VICTOR MELDREW - ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. [:21]
49. MICHAEL CAINE. [:18]
50. WINDSOR DAVIES - IT AINT 'ALF HOT MUM. [:13]
51. BOYCEE - ONLY FOOLS & HORSES. [:21]
52. DUNCAN NORVELLE. [:20]
53. FRANK SPENCER. [:22]
54. PRINCE CHARLES. [:17]
55. LAURENCE OLIVIER. [:12]
56. RONALD REAGAN. [:19]
57. STEPTOE & SON. [:22]
58. TOMMY COOPER. [:16]
59. WORZEL GUMMIDGE [:11]
GENERAL BIRTHDAY JINGLES
THE LARGEST SECTION ON THE CD THAT COVERS THE BROAD RANGE OF
MATERIAL THAT CAN BE USED AS LINKS BETWEEN, OR DROPS OVER, OTHER TRACKS.
THIS SECTION ALLOWS YOU TO GIVE A TRUE BIRTHDAY PARTY FEELING TO THE ENTIRE
EVENING, ENSURING IT IS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
60. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” X 2. MVO FVO [:04]
61. A SAMPLE & EFFECTED TRACK FOR WHEN THE MORE EXCITING FEEL IS NEEDED.
“HAP-HAP-HAPPY B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y.” MVO [:04]
62.”MANY HAPPY RETURNS” X 2. MVO FVO [:04]
63.”M-A-N-Y HAP-HAP-HAPPY RETURNS”. MVO [:04]
A SAMPLE & EFFECTED TRACK FOR WHEN THE MORE EXCITING FEEL IS NEEDED.
64. “CONGRATULATIONS.” X 2 “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
BIRTHDAY.” MVO FVO [:04]
65. A SOULFULLY SUNG LINE WHICH IS A PERFECT LINK.
“CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY”. [:06]
66. A DYNAMIC TRACK DESIGNED AS AN EXCITING LINK.
“CRANKING UP THE BIRTHDAY P-P-POWER”. MVO [:04]
67. A DYNAMIC LINE WHICH IS A PERFECT LINK, WITH THE LAST WORD SLOWLY
ECHOING INTO THE DISTANCE.
“1000W OF BIRTHDAY MUSIC POWER, POWER, POWER, POWER”. MVO
[:12]
AGE SPECIFIC JINGLES
JINGLES DESIGNED TO BE USED ON SPECIFIC BIRTHDAYS. MANY OF THESE
ARE STRAIGHT VO'S, SO THEY CAN BE DROPPED OVER ANY TRACK OR USED
AS LINKS. IF YOU HAVE ONE, LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SAMPLER AND LET RIP!
EIGHTEENTH
68.THE 18TH BIRTHDAY MIX
THE GENERAL USE TRACK FOR AN 18TH PARTY. A VO BED, AN OPENER, OR A TRACK
ON ITS OWN. 128 BPM [:58]
69. “HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY”. MVO [:07]
70. “MANY HAPPY RETURNS, ON YOUR 18TH”. MVO [:06]
71. 3 TRACKS WITH CELEBRATION WHOOSHES NEAR THE END. “CONGRATULATIONS”
SFX CORK POP “ON YOUR 18TH BIRTHDAY”. MVO [:08]
TWENTY FIRST
72.THE 21ST BIRTHDAY MIX.
THE GENERAL USE TRACK FOR AN 21ST PARTY. A VO BED, AN OPENER, OR A TRACK
ON ITS OWN. 128 BPM [:59]
73. A TRADITIONAL SUNG VERSION OF THE 21ST CLASSIC. [:34]
74. 21 TODAY - ROCK GUITAR VERSION. [:25]
75. MODERN STYLE.
21 TODAY - DANCE. 132 BPM [:39]
76. A SOULFULLY SUNG RENDITION.
21 TODAY - SOUL VERSION. [:21]
77.”HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY”. MVO [:07]
78.”MANY HAPPY RETURNS ON YOUR 21ST”. MVO [:07]
79. 3 TRACKS WITH CELEBRATION WHOOSHES AT THE END.
“CONGRATULATIONS” SFX CORK POP ON YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY”.
MVO [:08]
THIRTIETH
80. THE 30TH BIRTHDAY MIX.
CELEBRATION CHEERS, WHISTLES, VO'S ETC. A GENERAL USE VO BED OR
OPENER. [2:37]
FORTIETH
81. THE 40TH BIRTHDAY MIX.
CELEBRATION CHEERS, WHISTLES, VO'S ETC. A GENERAL USE VO BED OR
OPENER. [2:38]
CAKE CUTTING
WHETHER ITS A KIDS PARTY OR NOT, MANY PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE A
SPECIAL MOMENT OUT OF THE CAKE CUTTING. A FEW LIGHT HEARTED TRACKS TO
ENTERTAIN DURING A GENERALLY DULL SITUATION!
82. IT MAY SEEM 'STRAIGHT' IN A KIDS PARTY, BUT AT A 21ST
IT WILL DEFINITELY COME ACROSS IN THE HUMOROUS NATURE TO WHICH IT IS MEANT.
“WE'LL HUFF....& WE'LL PUFF....& WE'LL
BLOW THE CANDLES OUT!” FVO SFX 'SILLY DRIBBLY EFFORT OF A
BLOW' [:07]
83. A LIGHT-HEARTED IMPRESSION THAT WILL DROP NICELY INTO MANY DIFFERENT
SITUATIONS.
WORZEL GUMMIDGE -”I'D LIKE A CUP OF TEA WITH MY SLICE OF CAKE,
HE HE.” IMP SFX TEACUP STIRRING [:05]
DOUBLE BIRTHDAYS
WHEN THERE IS MORE THAN 1 PERSON CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY AT THE
SAME PARTY, THEN THESE ARE THE TRACKS TO USE. THEY MAY BE IMPRESSED AS
NOT MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE AS PREPARED AS THIS!
84.A STRAIGHT JINGLE TO DROP OVER OR IN BETWEEN TRACKS.
“DOUBLE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS”. MVO [:04]
85.REAGAN GETTING CONFUSED ABOUT HOW TO WISH MORE THAN ONE PERSON A HAPPY
BIRTHDAY! “ERR, HAVE A VERY.... HAPPY... BIRTHDAYS?”. IMP
[:13]
86. A JINGLE CONSTRUCTED FROM THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUNE, THAT IS PRACTICAL
FOR ANY DOUBLE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
“ TO BOTH OF YOU, MANY HAPPY RETURNS”. MVO [:17]
MID PARTY SURPRISES
A SPECIAL PRESENT OR GUEST OR JUST A STRIP-A-GRAM!! THESE ARE
THE TRACKS THAT GET THE PERSONS ATTENTION, & EVERYBODY ELSE'S
IN THE ROOM. A GREAT INTRODUCTION INTO YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE SURPRISE.
87. “HEY BIRTHDAY BOY, GET ON OUT HERE. WE'VE GOT A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.” FVO SFX 'SILLY LAUGH' [:09]
88. “THE PARTIES GOING GREAT, BUT A SURPRISE IS STILL IN STORE FOR
YOU TONIGHT.” MVO SFX 'REVERSE CYMBAL' 30 SECS DRUM
ROLL. STANDARD DANCE MUSIC BED [:43]
89. “HEY BIRTHDAY BOY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME TONIGHT,
HAVE A DRINK & UNWIND. GET READY TO REALLY LET YOUR HAIR DOWN &
WHO KNOWS, THINGS COULD REALLY GET INTERESTING LATER”. SEXY FVO
SAX BED [:23]
90. “HEY BIRTHDAY GIRL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME
TONIGHT: HAVE A DRINK & UNWIND. GET READY TO REALLY LET YOUR HAIR
DOWN & WHO KNOWS, THINGS COULD REALLY GET INTERESTING LATER”.
SUAVE MVO SAX BED [:20]
GAMES SECTION
TRACKS INTENDED FOR THE YOUNGER BIRTHDAY PARTIES, WHERE PASS
THE PARCEL MIGHT STILL BE PLAYED! BUT WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO LIMIT IT TO
THE KIDS?
91. “OK GIRLS AND BOYS. IT'S NOW TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME”.
PATRONISING MVO [:04]
92. “GAME TIME, PARTY, LET'S PLAY, NOW”. MVO [:22]
93. THE 'ULTIMATE' GAME TUNE.
A LONG GAME TUNE WITH MANY SILLY SFX, KAZOOS, PARTY POPPERS, LAUGHING.
“3, 2, 1, G-G-G-G-GO.” [4:19]
SKETCHES
IF YOU NEED TO PUT A BREAK INTO AN EVENING, & ADD SOME LIGHT
HEARTED HUMOUR, THEN WE HAVE 3 SKETCHES TO CHOOSE FROM.
94. DREAMY MALE SKETCH.
A MAN HOPES FOR SOME GOOD PRESENTS THIS YEAR, BUT DOESN'T GET THEM.
ALTHOUGH A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PARTY HAS BEEN ARRANGED. QUITE A LONG SKETCH
THAT STARTS AS DREAMY THOUGHTS, AND ENDS WITH AN ENERGETIC JINGLE TO START
AN EXCITING PARTY.
“I HOPE I GET SOME GOOD PRESENTS THIS YEAR.” [1:13] MVO
95. DREAMY FEMALE SKETCH.
“I HOPE I GET SOME GOOD PRESENTS THIS YEAR.” FVO AS ABOVE
[1:09]
96. BIRTHDAY COMEDY SKETCH.
A NOT SO SUBTLE SEND UP OF HOW THE PARENTS OF THE BIRTHDAY GUEST OF HONOUR
MAY HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEW ARRIVAL ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. MAKE
SURE THE PARENTS ARE NOT EASILY OFFENDED! [:35]
SHOW CLOSERS
TRACKS TO PERFECTLY BRING TO A CLOSE THE NIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT.
97. WORZEL GUMMIDGE CLOSER.
A GREAT MUSICAL CLOSER THAT ADDS A HUMOROUS SPIN TO THE END OF ANY TYPE
OF BIRTHDAY FUNCTION. [:16]
98. BIRTHDAY CLOSER MONTAGE.
THE TRACK FOR WHEN PEOPLE REQUEST 'JUST ONE MORE'. GIVES A
POLISHED ENDING TO A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION, ENSURING A BIRTHDAY THEME IS
CONTINUED FROM START TO FINISH. ALSO A GREAT TALK OVER BED TO SAY ALL
THE GOODBYE'S & THANK YOU'S. [1:24]
99. DJ ADVERT.
A FORMAL & MULTI-FUNCTIONAL TRACK TO LET THE CUSTOMERS KNOW THAT YOU
ARE AVAILABLE FOR OTHER WORK, & TO HOPEFULLY LEAD TO FURTHER BOOKINGS!
NATIONAL ANTHEM BED [:38]
CD 2
THE MOST IMPRESSIVE WAY TO PERSONALISE A BIRTHDAY PARTY. OVER 250 OF
THE MOST COMMON NAMES, WITH THEIR OWN HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGLE. WHERE THERE
ARE 2 PRONUNCIATIONS WE HAVE INCLUDED BOTH SO CHECK BEFORE YOU PLAY THESE
TRACKS. EACH IDENT AFTER THE 1ST ON EACH TRACK FALLS EXACTLY AT 10 SECOND
INTERVALS FOR RAPID CUEING. WHEN USED AS A LINK OR BRIDGE BETWEEN RECORDS
OR IN CONJUNCTION WITH ANY OTHER TRACK ON CD 1, THESE ARE A TRULY PROFESSIONAL
WAY TO REALLY IMPRESS YOUR CLIENTS. EACH TRACK IS 6 SECS .[:LONG, SO THEY
CAN BE LOADED INTO MOST SAMPLERS. EACH OF THE NAMES BELOW IS FEATURED.
ABBEY / ADAM / ALAN / ALBERT / ALEC / ALEX / ALISON / AMANDA / AMY / ANNABELLE
/ ANDREA / ANDREW / ANDY / ANGELA / ANGIE / ANITA / ANNE / ANNETTE / ANNIE
/ ANTHEA / ARTHUR / ASHLEY / AUDREY / BARBARA / BARRY / BEN / BERYL /
BETH / BETTY / BILL / BILLY / BOB / BOBBY / BRADLEY / BRENDA / BRENT /
BRIAN / BRUCE / CARL / CAROL / CAROLINE / CATHERINE / CHERRY / CHARLES
/ CHARLIE / CHERYL / CHESTER / CHRIS / CHRISTINE / CINDY / CLAIRE / CLIFF
/ COLIN / CRAIG / DAMIEN / DAMON / DANNY / DARREN / DARYL / DAVE / DAVID
/ DAWN / DEAN / DEBBIE / DEBORAH / DEIRDRIE / DERRICK / DI / DIANA / DIANE
/ DONNA / DOROTHY / DOT / DOUG / DUNCAN / EDWARD / EDDIE / ELAINE / ELIZABETH
/ EMMA / ERIC / ERNIE / ETHEL / EUNICE / FIONA / FRANCIS / FRANK / FRED
/ FREDA / GAIL / GARY / GEOFF / GEORGE / GERALD / GLEN / GLENDA / GRAHAM
/ GRANT / GREG / HANNA / HAROLD / HARRIET / HARRY / HAYLEY / HAZEL / HELEN
/ HENRY / HOLLY / IAN / INGRID / IRENE / IRIS / JACK / JACKIE / JAKE /
JAMES / JAMIE / JANET / JANICE / JASON / JAYNE / JEAN / JENNY / JEREMY
/ JESSICA / JILL / JIM / JOAN / JOANNE / JOE / JOHN / JOSH / JUDITH /
JULIAN / JULIE / JUNE / KAREN / KATE / KATIE / KAY / KEITH / KEN / KEVIN
/ KIM / LARRY / LAWRENCE / LEAH / LEE / LENNIE / LES / LESLIE / LIAM /
LISA / LIZA / LOU / LOUISE / LUCY / LYNDSEY / LYNNE / MAC / MAGARET /
MALCOLM / MANDY / MARIAN / MARK / MARTIN / MARY / MATHEW / MELANIE / MICHEAL
/ MICHELLE / MICK / MIKE / MOLLY / MORRIS / NATALIE / NEIL / NICK / NICOLAS
/ NIGEL / NINA / NOEL / NORMAN / OLIVE / OLIVER / PAM / PAT / PATRICK
/ PATSY / PAUL / PAULA / PAULINE / PENNY / PERCY / PETER / PHIL / PHILLIP
/ QUINCY / RACHEL / RAY / REBECCA / RICHARD / RICH / RICKI / ROBERT /
RODDERICK / ROGER / RON / RORY / ROY / RUBY / RUSSELL / SALLY / SAM /
SANDRA / SARA / SARAH / SASHA / SEAN / SHAUN / SHIRLEY / SID / SIMON /
STACEY / STEVE / STEVEN / STUART / SUE / SUSAN / SUZANNE / SUZIE / TANYA
/ TANYA (2) / TED / TERRY / THOMAS / TIM / TINA / TODD / TOM / TOMMY /
TORI / TRACY / TREVOR / UNA / UNA (2) / VALERIE / VERA / VERONICA / VICCI
/ VICTORIA / VICTOR / VIRGINIA / WALTER / WARREN / WAYNE / WENDY / WILLIAM
/ WINDSOR / YVONNE / YVONNE (2) / ZOE.
DISCS 3 + 4: EVERY JINGLE,
SONG & DROP IN THAT COULD BE USED AROUND ANY OCCASION IMAGINABLE.
A LARGE SECTION ON WEDDINGS WITH VARIOUS VERSIONS OF HERE COMES THE BRIDE
& THE WEDDING MARCH, THROUGH TO TRACKS THAT ARRANGE THE 1ST DANCE,
CUTTING THE CAKE & A CELEBRATION AS THE BRIDE & GROOM LEAVE. EVERY
OTHER OCCASION HAS A CROSS SECTION OF MATERIAL TO ENHANCE IT. NEW YEARS
EVE, ANNIVERSARIES, ST PATRICKS NIGHT, VALENTINES, KIDS PARTIES, AWARD
CEREMONIES, SPORTS NIGHTS, YOU NAME IT & IT'S PROBABLY ON THIS
CD. SIMPLY CHECK THROUGH THE TRACKLISTING TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH MATERIAL
IS CONTAINED ON THIS SUPERB COLLECTION. ALL BRILLIANT NEW RECORDINGS,
ESPECIALLY FOR PROFESSIONAL PRESENTERS.
CD 3
NEW YEARS EVE
ALL THE ESSENTIALS FOR NEW YEARS EVE. AULD LANG SYNE, A COUNTDOWN
& THE CHIMES. 7 OPTIONS SO YOU CAN USE WHICH IS MOST SUITABLE TO THE
CROWD YOU ARE WITH.
1. THE COMPLETE NEW YEAR COUNTDOWN.
STARTS WITH THE BIG BEN CHIMES. THE 1ST GONG IS SET TO HIT AT 12.00 WHICH
MOST DJ'S WORK TO. ON THE 1ST 'GONG' THE VOICE ANNOUNCES
“HAPPY NEW YEAR”. THIS IS FOLLOWED BY THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD
LANG SYNE (AS TK. 2) WITH THE CHIMES CLEVERLY CHIMING TO THE BEAT!
1ST NEW YEAR GONG IS EXACTLY 20 SECONDS AFTER START OF TRACK, SO TO LAND
BANG ON MIDNIGHT YOU MUST START THIS TRACK AT 11.59 & 40 SECONDS
[:3:53]
2. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE VOCAL
NOVEL MEDLEY FEATURING:- AULD LANG SYNE - ISCOTLAND THE BRAVE - AULD LANG
SYNE - YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD - BACK INTO - AULD LANG SYNE. 132 BPM [3:24]
3. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE INSTRU
INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE ABOVE TRACK WITH BRASS SECTION. 132 BPM [3:27]
4. AULD LANG SYNE - TRAD INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. TRUMPET & FLUTE LED
INSTRUMENTAL RENDITION. [2:11]
5. AULD LANG SYNE - TRAD VOCAL VERSION. TENOR SOLOIST WITH CHORAL BACKING.
[2:36]
6. AULD LANG SYNE - ROCK INSTRUMENTAL. POWERFUL ROCK INSTRUMENTAL WITH
LEAD GUITAR BREAK. [1:09]
7. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION. 132 BPM [2:18]
8. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION. VOCALS 132 BPM [1:23]
9. THE BIG BEN CHIMES - FULL SEQUENCE. [1:22]
WEDDING DAY
THE MOST COMMON FUNCTIONS FOR MANY DJ'S. ESSENTIAL MUSIC
& UTILITY JINGLES TO GIVE NEWLY WEDS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
MAIN TRACKS
10. HERE COMES THE BRIDE.
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC BED. [1:09]
11. THE WEDDING MARCH. [2:14]
12. CHURCH BELLS TOLLING - SOUND BED.
30 SECONDS OF THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING CHURCH BELLS. [:32]
13. THE WEDDING JINGLE.
A MUSIC BED TO BE USED FOR VO'S OR INCIDENTAL MUSIC WITH INFLUENCES
FROM 'HERE COMES THE BRIDE'. [1:31]
THE FIRST DANCE
14. THIS IS THE TRACK TO GET THE BRIDE & GROOM ON THE DANCE
FLOOR FOR THE 1ST DANCE, USING THE WEDDING MARCH AS A MUSIC BED.
“LADIES & GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. CAN WE
NOW CLEAR THE FLOOR AS WE INVITE THE BRIDE & GROOM FOR THEIR 1ST DANCE”.
[:38]
15. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BRIDE & GROOM
STARTS WITH A TRADITIONAL MACE KNOCK TO GET THE AUDIENCES ATTENTION FOR
THE BRIDE & GROOM. [:08]
THROUGHT THE NIGHT JINGLES
16. “WEDDING DAY CELEBRATIONS”. STUTTERED MVO [:07]
17. TOMMY COOPER.
“BRIDE, GROOM, BEST MAN... ...BRIDESMAID HA HE AH”. IMP MVO
[:18]
18. WEDDING MARCH STING.
A SHORT RENDITION OF THE WEDDING MARCH JINGLE INTO MULTIPLE CHEERS &
WHISTLES. [:34]
CAKE CUTTING TIME
19. “THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. IN FEW MINUTES THERE
WILL BE A GREAT PHOTO OPPORTUNITY WHEN THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE GOING
TO CUT THE CAKE, SO GET YOUR CAMERA'S READY NOW”. VO SFX CAMERA
FLASHES [:15]
20. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR CAMERA'S
& VIDEO RECORDERS READY, THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT READY TO
CUT THE CAKE”. MVO [:07]
21. CAKE CUTTING VOCAL - MUSIC BED.
MUSIC BED WITH IMPRESSION VOICE'S FROM LLOYD GROSSMAN & WORZEL
GUMMIDGE ABOUT THE WEDDING CAKE. [1:34]
BUFFET
22. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BUFFET IS NOW BEING SERVED.
MAY WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVITE THE BRIDE & GROOM & MEMBERS
OF THE TOP TABLE TO THE BUFFET. EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW
WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED, THANK YOU”. MVO WEDDING MARCH BED [:23]
23.TRACK TO START THE PARTY AFTER THE BUFFET BREAK WITH THE WEDDING MARCH.
“EVERYONE HAS HAD THEIR FILL & NOW ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH
THE HAPPY COUPLE - ITS PARTY TIME!”. MVO SFX OUTRO SWEEP [:17]
THE BRIDE & GROOM LEAVES
24. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
TO THE BRIDE & GROOM”. MVO [:05]
25. YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE - INSTRUMENTAL.
A LONG TRACK TO GIVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE BRIDE & GROOM TO SAY GOODBYE
TO THEIR GUESTS. THIS TRACK RUNS STRAIGHT OUT OF TRACK 24 ABOVE. IF YOU
RUN OUT OF TIME YOU CAN QUICKLY SKIP BACK TO THE START OF THE INSTRUMENTAL
(TRACK 25) WITHOUT GETTING THE VOICE AGAIN. IF YOU ONLY WISH TO USE THE
VO THEN SET YOUR CD PLAYER TO SINGLE PLAY ON TRACK 24. THE INSTRUMENTAL
TO 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE' ALSO ACTS AS A GREAT EXTENSION
TO THE ORIGINAL WHICH IS NOTORIOUSLY SHORT, SO YOU COULD EASILY FOLLOW
WITH THIS. [3:44]
26. “THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT TO DEPART, LADIES & GENTLEMEN
WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE 2 LINES BETWEEN THE DANCE FLOOR & THE EXIT DOOR
TO GIVE EVERYONE THE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE & WISH THEM WELL ON THE
START OF THEIR JOURNEY INTO MARRIED LIFE TOGETHER”. MVO STRAIGHT
INTO TRACK 27 [:17]
27. CELEBRATION - INSTRUMENTAL.
SEQUENCED IN THE SAME FORMAT AS TRACKS 24 & 25. [4:42]
28. “THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT TO DEPART & LETS FACE IT
THE LAST THING THEY WANT TO BE DOING IS SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT TALKING
TO YOU LOT, THEY HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF”.
VO SFX SQUEAKING BED [:15]
29. “CONSUMMATION, A GAME FOR 2 PEOPLE & A LARGE BED”.
MVO SFX CLAPPING & CHEERING [:27]
30. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BRIDE & GROOM HAVE NOW LEFT
THE BUILDING, BUT THE PARTY CONTINUES”. PA STYLE MVO SFX ALARM [:21]
ANNIVERSARIES
THE PROFESSIONAL WAY TO CUSTOMISE A MOST POPULAR CELEBRATION.
THE CLASSIC TRACK
31. THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ - SUNG VERSION. FEMALE SOLOIST OF THE CLASSIC
WALTZ. [3:14]
32. THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ - INSTRUMENTAL VERSION WITH THE FLUTE TAKING
THE LEAD. [3:14]
MULTI USE PRO JINGLES
33. “STILL GOING STRONG, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY”.
MVO SFX CAMERA FLASHES [:14]
34. VICTOR MIDREW.
“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...AGAIN. IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE 12 MONTHS SINCE THE
LAST ONE”. IMP [:07]
35. “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. WE LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE”! MVO
WALTZ BED [:16]
36. “ANNIVERSARY PARTY CELEBRATIONS”. MVO SFX WHOOSH IN &
OUT [:11]
THE 2 BIG ONES
37. “SILVER ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS”! MVO WALTZ
BED SFX [:22]
38. CHORUS LINE FROM 'GOLD'. HAPPY GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY!
AN ENERGETIC TRACK WITH A DYNAMIC VO & EXPLOSION. [:09]
THE YEARCHECK ANNIVERSARY'S
A JINGLE FOR ANY ANNIVERSARY SCENARIO. THIS LISTING CONTAINS
THE ORIGINAL ELEMENTS.
39. PAPER FOR THE 1ST. [:06]
40. COTTON FOR THE 2ND. [:07]
41. LEATHER FOR THE 3RD. [:07]
42. FRUIT FOR THE 4TH. [:07]
43. WOOD FOR THE 5TH. [:07]
44. CANDY FOR THE 6TH. [:07]
45. WOOL FOR THE 7TH. [:07]
46. BRONZE FOR THE 8TH. [:07]
47. POTTERY FOR THE 9TH. [:07]
48. TIN FOR THE 10TH. [:07]
49. STEEL FOR THE 11TH. [:06]
50. SILK FOR THE 12TH. [:07]
51. LACE FOR THE 13TH. [:07]
52. IVORY FOR THE 14TH. [:07]
53. CRYSTAL FOR THE 15TH. [:07]
54. CHINA FOR THE 20TH. [:07]
55. SILVER FOR THE 25TH. [:07]
56. PEARL FOR THE 30TH. [:07]
57. CORAL FOR THE 35TH. [:07]
58. RUBY FOR THE 40TH. [:06]
59. SAPPHIRE FOR THE 45TH. [:07]
60. GOLD FOR THE 50TH. [:07]
61. EMERALD FOR THE 55TH. [:07]
62. DIAMOND FOR THE 60TH. [:07]
63. DIAMOND FOR THE 75TH. [:07]
ENGAGEMENTS
VOICE OVER TRACK
64. THE ENGAGEMENT MIX.
A TRACK WITH AN ENGAGEMENT THEME TO USE AS A VO BED, OR AS INCIDENTAL
MUSIC. CONTAINS RELEVANT SAMPLES. [1:34]
THROUGH THE NIGHT JINGLES
65. “ENGAGEMENT CELEBRATIONS!” VO [:07]
66. “TO THE HAPPY COUPLE, CONGRATULATIONS”. MVO SFX CLINKING
GLASSES [:04]
LIGHT HEARTED JINGLES
67. A VERY DEEP AMERICAN VO A BACKGROUND CROWD, THAT LEADS INTO
THE INTRO. OF 'ICE ICE BABY'.
“CHECK OUT THAT RING! NICE ICE BABY”! [:09]
68. VINCENT PRICE.
“THIS IS ONLY THE ENGAGEMENT, REMEMBER - IT'S NOT TO LATE
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND! YOU CAN STILL ESCAPE”. IMP SOMBRE MUSIC BED
[:26]
69. VICTOR MELDREW.
“SO SHE GOT ENGAGED. LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN LAST MORE THAN A
FEW MONTHS THIS TIME”! IMP CAUTION OF USE IS ADVISED! [:06]
70. JULIAN CLARY.
“OH, DON'T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE”! IMP[:05]
71. SONG -STARTING TOGETHER.
“THE LAST THING YOU NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING TO GET MARRIED
IS SUE POLLARD”!
THE TRACK ENDED BY AN 'ARNIE' STYLE VO & SFX OF HIS FAVOURITE
GUN. [:18]
SAINT PATRICK'S NIGHT
INTRO. JINGLES
72. “TIME FOR A PARTY, IT'S ST PATRICK'S NIGHT, LET
THE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN”! MVO SFX [:23]
73. “HELLO BOYS & GIRLS & YOU IRISH PEOPLE. YES IT'S
ST. PATRICKS NIGHT. THIS IS THE TIME FOR CELEBRATING THE PATRON SAINT
OF IRELAND, OLD PADDY. YES, WE CAN ALL CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGE, BE ROWDY, SING & THEN, BE SICK. YES SICK & EVERYONE
CAN PARTICIPATE. SO DRINK VAST AMOUNTS FOR ST. PATRICK, IT'S HOW
EVERYONE CELEBRATES THESE DAYS. JOIN IN, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE”.
POSH MVO PATHE' STYLE NEWSREEL SFX HISS [:33]
IRISH MUSIC
74. THE WILD ROVER - VOCAL VERSION.
SOLOIST SINGS THIS TRADITIONAL SONG AT A RELAXED PACE. [3:17]
75. IRISH JIG MEDLEY - INSTRUMENTAL.
A MEDLEY OF A JIGS GRADUALLY INCREASING IN PACE. [5:06]
THROUGH THE NIGHT JINGLES
76. “HAPPY ST. PATRICKS NIGHT”. MVO IRISH JIG MUSIC
BED [:11]
77. “AH ST. PATRICK, THE PATRON SAINT OF, ER...ER GETTING DRUNK”!
IRISH MVO [:06]
78. “IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY SO LET THE PARTY
COUNTDOWN BEGIN...10 9 7 4 6 3 5 2 8 1PURE GENIUS”. MVO SFX PARTY
CROWD [:26]
GUY FAWKES
GENERAL JINGLES
79. “BONFIRE NIGHT CELEBRATIONS”! MVO SFX FIREWORKS [:30]
80. “REMEMBER, THE 5TH NOV. DON'T PLAY WITH FIREWORKS”.
VO [:07]
FORMAL WARNING
FIREWORK HUMOUR
81. DON'T PLAY WITH FIREWORKS SKETCH.
IN THE GARDEN, A KID TRIES TO GET HIS BEST TO PLAY WITH FIREWORKS! [:32]
FASHION SHOWS
82. “HEY THESE STYLES LOOK FABULOUS. IT IS JUST THAT I
DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO IS 7 STONE, 6FT TALL & SIZE 8? BUT IF
I DID, I'D TELL THEM TO BUY THAT”! FVO [:23]
83. JULIAN CLARY.
“IT IS NOT TRUE THAT MOST MALE MODELS ARE GAY. THEY WALK LIKE THAT
DUE TO THE REGULAR WEARING OF A PARTICULAR TYPE OF UNDERGARMENT, THAT'S
ALL”. IMP [:09]
CD 4
UNIVERSAL MATERIAL
FANFARE OPENERS
1. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A TRADITIONAL REGAL TRUMPET FANFARE. [:11]
2. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A ROCK STYLE VERSION OF A TRADITIONAL FANFARE. [:23]
3. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A DRUM ROLL INTO A MODERN FANFARE. [:15]
SONGS& CHANTS
4. FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.
A GROUP SUNG TRADITIONAL VERSION. [:25]
5. FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.
AS ABOVE BUT FOR THE LADIES. [:25]
6. CONGRATULATIONS.
INSTRUMENTAL BED. A TALKOVER BED OF THE CLASSIC 'CONGRATULATIONS'.
[1:01]
7. “3 CHEERS, HIP HIP HOORAY”! SFX YOUNG CROWD [:06]
CLOSERS
8. HIT THE ROAD JACK.
SHORT VOCAL STING. [:14]
9. GOODBYE SONG.
SHORT VOCAL STING. TRADITIONAL VERSION. [1:43]
BRITISH TRADITIONAL SONGS
10. SCOTLAND THE BRAVE.
INSTRUMENTAL, A STRAIGHT, TRADITIONAL INTERPRETATION, FULL LENGTH. [1:17]
11.THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
TRADITIONAL VOCAL, A STRAIGHT, INTERPRETATION OF THE 1ST VERSE. [:42]
12. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
TRADITIONAL INSTRUMENTAL, AS ABOVE BUT WITH THE TRUMPET TAKING THE LEAD.
[:42]
13. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
POP INSTRUMENTAL, A VERSION THAT WOULD BE SUITED TO A YOUNG CROWD. [1:04]
14. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
LEAD GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL. [:38]
15. THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND.
TRADITIONAL FULL SUNG VERSION. [2:58]
16. JERUSALEM.
TRADITIONAL FULL SUNG VERSION. [1:35]
17. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY.
TRADITIONAL FULL INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. [2:13]
18. WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
TRADITIONAL, FULL SONG VERSION. [2:28]
19. ROLL OUT THE BARREL, DON'T DILLY DALLY, THERE'S A TAVERN
IN THE TOWN, ANY OLD IRON.
A TRADITIONAL PUB MEDLEY, WITH PIANO AND VOCALS. [2:55]
SURPRISE SECTION
20. CROWD BUILD UP & CHEERS.
A CROWD BUILD UP TO GREET THE GUEST WITH CHEERS. [:12]
21. VINCENT PRICE.
“YOU HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HERE THIS EVENING TO STAND TRIAL. YOUR CRIMES
ARE GREAT & YOUR SINS MANY. FOR WHAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED IN THE PAST
YOU WILL NOW PAY. IT IS TOO LATE TO REPENT, JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE. YOU
HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY & THE PUNISHMENT IN INSTANT & WILL NOW
BE BESTOWED UPON ON YOU WITH GREAT VENGEANCE. CONGRATULATIONS MORTAL ONE
THIS IS YOUR SURPRISE PARTY”. IMP SOMBRE MUSIC BED [:46]
HALLOWEEN
22. THE HALLOWEEN OPENER.
AN ATMOSPHERIC OLD HOUSE TO A HAPPY HALLOWEEN VO
23. HALLOWEEN NIGHT, WITH THE DJ THAT LIKES TO SAY (LAUGH)
ATMOSPHERIC MALE VOICE
24. HALLOWEEN....MMM THAT'S SPOOKY
ATMOSPHERIC VOICE
25. TAKE CARE ON THE WAY HOME TONIGHT. SOMEBODY UNEXPECTED MAY BE WAITING
FOR YOU.
SPOOKY BED WITH SPOOKY VOICE & EVIL LAUGH AT THE END
VALENTINES
26. THE LOVE STORY.
THE CLASSIC TUNE, FOR INCIDENTAL MUSIC OR A VO BED. [:27]
GENERAL JINGLES
27. “OOOHHHHH. I LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY”. DEEP MVO [:05]
28. “I LOVE VALENTINES NIGHT”. FVO SFX CHEESY MOANS &
GROANS [:10]
29. “LOTS OF LOVE”. DEEP MVO SHORT SAX STING [:19]
30.A MALE SOULFULLY SUNG LINE, FOLLOWED BY STRAIGHT GREETING.
“CUPID, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW & LET YOUR ARROW FLOW. STRAIGHT THROUGH
MY LOVERS HEART. VALENTINE CELEBRATIONS.” [:16]
THE SLOW SET STARTS
31. “GET GRINDING, AS WE PLAY THE SLOWIES ON VALENTINE NIGHT”.
MVO SFX FEMALE MOANS [:07]
32. “EVERY GUY, GRAB A GIRL, EVERY WHERE, AROUND THE WORLD”.
SOULFULLY SUNG LINE [:10]
33. BASIL FAWLTY.
“OK LADIES & GENTLEMEN, LET'S TRY & KEEP IT CLEAN
TONIGHT THEN PLEASE”. IMP 'LOVE IS IN THE AIR' MUSIC
BED SFX GUNFIRE [:13]
VALENTINE HUMOUR
34. “ON THIS NIGHT OF LOVE, WE NOW GO TO OUR SECRET MICROPHONE
LOCATED ON THE DANCE FLOOR”. VO SFX CHEESEY SNOGGING [:13]
35. CHEESEY OTT SNOG & GROANS. [:09]
36. “THE CLASSIC VALENTINE NIGHT GAME, TOSS A COIN. IF SHE WINS,
ITS FLOWERS & A ROMANTIC DINNER AT AN EXPENSIVE FRENCH RESTAURANT
& IF THE GUY WINS...WELL IT'S A GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO
TONIGHT'S DISCO, STAV'S KEBABY IS OPEN TILL 2.00AM!”
“HELLO EVERYBODY PEEPS”. MVO FRENCH MUSIC BED [:26]
37. THE UNFORTUNATE CUPID'S ARROW SKETCH.
A SKETCH WITH CUPID HITTING THE WRONG TARGET WITH HIS ARROW! [:08]
TOASTS & SPEECHES
38. “THE LOYAL TOAST. MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE QUEEN”.
FORMAL VO SFX MACE KNOCKS [:10]
39. “MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE”.FORMAL
VO SFX MACE KNOCKS [:09]
FAREWELL SONGS
ALL TRACKS ARE TRADITIONAL INSTRUMENTAL VERSIONS
40. GOODBYEE SONG. [:40]
41. “SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE”. [1:37]
42. “BRING ME SUNSHINE.” MORECAMBE & WISE THEME. [2:02]
43. “WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE”. [:33]
FANCY DRESS
44. A REGAL FANFARE INTO A FORMAL VOICE. LEADING INTO THE NEXT
TRACK . SET YOUR CD PLAYER TO SINGLE PLAY TO AVOID THE PARADE MUSIC BED.
“MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN. PLEASE GATHER ROUND FOR THE FANCY
DRESS COMPETITION. OUR SPECIALLY SELECTED PANEL OF JUDGES ARE READY TO
ADJUDICATE ON THIS FINE SELECTION OF FANCY DRESS. ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO
BE CONSIDERED FOR OUR SPECIAL PRIZE PLEASE COME FORWARD ONTO THE DANCE
FLOOR NOW”. [;17]
45. PARADE MUSIC BED.
LOOSELY BASED ON 'THE KINGS NEW CLOTHES'. [4:22]
KIDS SONGS
46. BIRDIE SONG. - MODERN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. [:51]
47. CHARGE OF THE GLADIATORS. - CLOWN MARCH INSTRUMENTAL BED. [1:05]
48. CONGA - STEEL DRUM VERSION WITH GUIDE VOCAL. 120 BPM [4:15]
NEW VOCAL VERSION AT THE SAME TEMPO &FEEL AS 'HOT HOT HOT'.
49. THE HOKEY COKEY WITH VICTOR MELDREW.
A MODERN INTERPRETATION, LED BY YOUR FAVOURITE GROUCH. [2:58]
GENERAL JINGLES
50. “HEY, IT'S TIME TO START DANCING, AS WE START
THE PARTY”! CARTOON STYLE VO SFX FANFARE & CHEERS [:35]
51. “OK KIDS, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY OR
SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR, COME UP & ASK NOW. WE CAN LET EVERYONE
KNOW WHO LOVES WHO, OR JUST PLAY SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS. LET US
KNOW”! CARTOON VO LOONY TUNES STYLE MUSIC BED [:16]
52. “ADULTS ARE SO BORING”! CARTOON VO SFX MAD LAUGH [:12]
SMOKE & STROBES
53. “THE SMOKE CHANT”. CHANTED [:24]
54. “LOOK OUT! SMOKE TIME”. MVO SFX SMOKE & WARNING HORN
[:09]
55. “COVER YOUR EYE'S! HERE COMES THE STROBE”! SHOUTED
VO SFX SCREAMS [:17]
WIND 'EM UP & CALM 'EM DOWN
56. “DO WE WANT THE MUSIC TURNED DOWN? OR DO WE WANT TO TURN IT
UP?” MVO GUITAR POWER CORD AT END [:23]
57. “THIS IS ONE TO ANNOY THE ADULTS. COME ON EVERY BODY... LETS
HEAR YOU SCREAM”! ENTHUSIASTIC MVO SFX SCREAMS [:15]
58. “HEY BOYS & GIRLS ITS MR.BLOBBY! NOW, DID ANY UNDERSTAND
A SINGLE THING HE SAID? THAT'S' RIGHT. HE SAID IF EVERYONE
IS GOOD, DOESN'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE & IS NICE TO EVERYONE,
THEN THE DJ CAN GO HOME EARLY”. PATRONISING MVO SFX BLOBBY NOISES
[:23]
THE END
59. “OK BOYS & GIRLS, ITS TIME TO GO HOME NOW. SO
I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN OVER THE MOON & I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN
SOON”. PATRONISING MVO MUSIC BED [:28]
CROWD HYPERS
60. CHARGE CHEER. - A TRADITIONAL ORGAN PLAYING A CROWD HYPER.
[:11]
61. MOTIVATOR CHEER. - A TRADITIONAL ORGAN PLAYING A CROWD HYPER. [:18]
62. WE WILL ROCK YOU - DRUM BED. THE CLASSIC DRUM BED TO GET CROWDS TO
JOIN IN. [:32]
63. THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. - A SHORT CHORAL VERSION. [:24]
64. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. - A SHORT STING BASED ON THE CHORUS. [:35]
65. “LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE”! MVO SFX CROWD NOISE
[:20]
PRESENTATIONS
66. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN IT IS MY HONOUR THIS EVENING
TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR AWARDS CEREMONY”! STRAIGHT VO MUSIC BED [1:07]
67. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN CAN WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE FOR
THIS EVENINGS PRESENTATIONS”. VO SFX FANFARE AT START & END
[:22]
68. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUEST, PRESENTING
THE AWARDS THIS EVENING”. VO SFX FANFARE AT START & END WITH
APPLAUSE [:33]
69. “AND THIS EVENINGS WINNER IS ...” VO SFX DRUM ROLL [:21]
70. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AS OUR WINNER COMES UP
TO COLLECT THEIR AWARD”. VO SFX APPLAUSE
HUMOROUS
71. STEPTOE & SON SKETCH.
STEPTOE & SON ABOUT A DUBIOUS BET ON THE WINNER! [:29]
72. “TO OUR WINNERS TONIGHT ... & TO OUR LOSERS...” VO
SFX [:16]
SPORTS NIGHTS
SPORTS THEME BEDS
73. MATCH OF THE DAY - FOOTBALL. [1:19]
74. SOUL LIMBO - CRICKET. [1:16]
75. GRANDSTAND - GENERAL SPORT. [1:26]
LIGHT VERSIONS OF THESE THEMES FOR USE AS VO BEDS.
QUIZ NIGHT
76. “QUIZ NIGHT”. DEEP MVO SFX MULTI [:10]
77. “YOU GOT IT RIGHT” STING. ORGAN MUSIC BED SFX CROWD CHEERS
[:09]
78. “YOU GOT IT WRONG” STING. ORGAN MUSIC BED SFX CROWD DISAPPOINTMENT
[:10]
79. A SHORT PAUSE AFTER”TONIGHTS WINNERS..” TO ALLOW YOU TO
ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS & IT THEN GOES INTO 'CELEBRATION'.
“TONIGHT'S WINNERS ...” [:36]
80. AS ABOVE FOR LOSERS INTO 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.'
“TONIGHT'S LOSERS...” [:39]
THE LADS NIGHT OUT
81. “THE LADS NIGHT OUT”! MVO SFX ROWDY CROWD [:23]
82. JULIAN CLARY.
“OK BOYS, I HOPE YOU'VE GOT A BIG ONE, SO RAISE IT UP &
WELCOME OUR STRIPPER. NOW TANTALISE BUT DON'T TOUCH”. IMP
[:28]
83. “WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S COMEDIAN. HE IS VERY FUNNY Y'KNOW”.
BORED BRUMMIE VO SFX CLAPS [:16]
THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT
84. “THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT”!FVO SFX ROWDY CROWD [:13]
85. SEAN CONNERY.
“IF I CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE LADIES. YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE
HERE TONIGHT. YOU WANT TO SEE SOME GORGEOUS MEN, WITH NOT TO MANY CLOTHES
ON. WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT
& REMEMBER LADIES, THEY LIKE IT SHAKEN NOT STIRRED. JUST DON'T
ASK WHERE THE SMALL CHANGE IS KEPT”! IMP SFX CHEERS [:22]
LIVE BAND
86. 2 OLD WOMEN WAITING FOR THE BAND.
AN 'INTRODUCE THE BAND' TRACK. SFX [:43]
87. “BACK SOON”. VO HEAVY PRODUCED GUITAR SUSTAIN OUT [19]
88. “I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT POP PICKERS. WEREN'T THEY WONDERFUL.
NOT ARF”. WACKY DJ MVO [:06]
89. “THAT'S ALL FOLKS, THE BAND HAVE FINISHED. BUT PLEASE
REMEMBER THEY DON'T OBJECT TO BEING BOUGHT A DRINK IF YOU WANT TO
SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION”. CARTOON VO LOONY TUNES MUSIC BED [:16]
FETES
90. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BOYS & GIRLS, WELCOME
TO TODAY'S FETE”. MVO SFX FANFARES [:29]
91.THE TYPICAL FETE SKETCH.
COMICAL OBSERVATION VARIOUS VO'S & SFX [:40]
92. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING TODAY'S
FETE & SUPPORTING OUR CAUSE. WE HAVE A WHOLE RANGE OF DIFFERENT STALLS
SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THEM ALL”. MVO AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT
STYLE [:11]
DISC 5: PROBABLY THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS UTILITIES
ON EARTH!
THEMED SHOW OPENERS
SANTA VOICE OVER
COMEDY CHRISTMAS CAROLS
EXCITED CHRISTMAS KIDS
6 MINUTE TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS MEDLEY
BIG BEN CHIMES
SHOW CLOSERS
FAMOUS IMPRESSIONS
COMPLETE NEW YEAR SECTION
CD 5
CHRISTMAS SHOW OPENERS
THE ONLY WAY TO START A CHRISTMAS PARTY. SPECIAL SHOW OPENERS
THAT ARE ALL BASED AROUND THE FESTIVE THEME. LOADS OF DIFFERENT STYLES.
1. “MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS
ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN”. MVO [:12]
1.1 “CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ZERO!” MVO [:11]
2. “GET ON DOWN & PARTY YOUR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS START HERE”.
MVO [:17]
2.2 “GET ON DOWN & PARTY YOUR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS START HERE”.
MVO DRY [:07]
3. “ITS TIME FOR A PARTY... IT'S CHRISTMAS”. V1. MVO
SFX BEAT [:32]
3.2 “ITS TIME FOR A PARTY... IT'S CHRISTMAS”.V2 MVO
BEAT [:33].
4. “YOUR REQUESTS & DEDICATIONS ALL NIGHT LONG WITH ALL YOUR
FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS PARTY HITS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, LET'S CELEBRATE
& CELEBRATE IN STYLE”. SFX MVO [:18]
4.2 “YOUR REQUESTS & DEDICATIONS ALL NIGHT LONG WITH ALL YOUR
FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS PARTY HITS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, LET'S CELEBRATE
& CELEBRATE IN STYLE”. MVO SFX [:13]
5. “ATTENTION.... CHRISTMAS PARTY PROGRAMME”. V1 MVO SFX BEAT
[:25]
5.2 “ATTENTION.... CHRISTMAS PARTY PROGRAMME.” V2 MVO SFX
BEAT [:25]
6. “HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME BOYS & GIRLS...SO LET'S
PARTY”. SFX MVO [:12]
6.2 “HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME BOYS & GIRLS... SO LET'S
PARTY”. SFX MVO [:11]
7. “ARE WE GONNA PARTY?” MVO BEAT SFX [:21]
7.2 “ARE WE GONNA PARTY OR ARE WE GONNA PARTY?” MVO [:05]
8. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN WELCOME ALONG TO THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS
PARTY EVER”. MVO [:05]
8.2 “CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH ONE HELL OF A HANGOVER, THE FESTIVE
PARTY STARTS HERE”. MVO [:08]
9. “WELCOME TO A SEASONAL SENSATION SET TO START YOUR CELEBRATIONS
IN THE RIGHT WAY... A MERRY CHRISTMAS”. MVO BEAT [:23]
10. “NOW'S THE TIME TO GET DRUNK, TO SAY & DO ALL THOSE
THINGS THAT YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY.. BECAUSE IT IS THE SEASON TO
BE HAPPY HO BLEEDING HO”. MVO SFX [:27]
10.2 “HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME BOYS & GIRLS GET DRUNK
& ENJOY YOURSELVES..... EVERYBODY ELSE IS”. MVO [:14]
10.3 “HO BLEEDING HO FAIRY LIGHTS & DRUNKEN NIGHTS, IT'S
CHRISTMAS TIME ONCE AGAIN”. SFX MVO [:15]
GOLDEN OLDIE IDENTS
FOR THAT REAL CHRISTMAS FEEL EVEN GOLDEN OLDIE TRACKS CAN HAVE THEIR OWN
CHRISTMAS THEMED JINGLES.
11. “CHRISTMAS TIME TRAVEL SET YOUR IMAGINATION BACK IN TIME”.
V1 MVO [05]
11.2 “CHRISTMAS TIME TRAVEL SET YOUR IMAGINATION ... TIME”.
V2 MVO [:05]
12. “CLASSIC CHRISTMAS HITS FROM THE PAST”. V1 MVO SFX [:06]
12.2 “CLASSIC CHRISTMAS HITS FROM THE PAST”. V2 MVO SFX [:06]
13. “CHRISTMAS CLASSICS WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE 1950'S”.
MVO SFX [:06]
14. “CHRISTMAS CLASSICS WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE 1960'S”.
MVO SFX [:06]
15. “CHRISTMAS CLASSICS WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE 1970'S”.
MVO SFX [:06]
16. “CHRISTMAS CLASSICS WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE 1980'S”.
MVO SFX [:06]
17. “CHRISTMAS CLASSICS WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE 1990'S”.
MVO SFX [:06]
18. “TAMLA MOTOWN CLASSICS AT CHRISTMAS”. MVO [:03]
18.2 “PAST CHRISTMAS NO1'S WITH THE NO1 DISCO”.MVO [:05]
19. “CHRISTMAS HITS FROM THE PAST, MADE TO LAST”. V1 MVO SFX
[:08]
19.2 “CHRISTMAS HITS FROM THE PAST, MADE TO LAST”. V2 MVO
[:05]
20. “THE CHRISTMAS CLASSICS JUST KEEP ON COMING”. MVO [:08]
20.2 “IT'S ANOTHER CLASSIC CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. MVO [:04]
21 “ANOTHER CHRISTMAS CLASSIC HIT TUNE”. MVO [:03]
21.2 “IT'S A CHRISTMAS CLASSIC HIT TUNE”. MVO [:04]
CHRISTMAS DROPS
MULTI USE DROPS FOR THROWING IN ALL OVER YOUR CHRISTMAS SET.
A MASSIVE VARIATION OF THEMES & DELIVERIES INCLUDING SANTA VOICES,
KIDS VO'S, DEEP VO'S, FEMALE VO'S. DRY & MUSIC BACKED.
22. “HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY”. KIDS VO [:03]
22.2 “HAPPY CHRISTMAS.” KIDS SHOUT [:03]
23. “SEASONS GREETING FROM YOUR DJ”. MVO [:05]
23.2 “SEASONS GREETING FROM YOUR DJ”. MVO [:04]
23.3 “SEASONS GREETING FROM THE WORLDS GREATEST DJ”. MVO SFX
[:14]
23.4 “SEASONS GREETING FROM THE WORLDS GREATEST DJ”. MVO [:12]
24. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY
NEW YEAR”. MVO [:11]
24.2 “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS &
HAPPY NEW YEAR”. MVO [:07].
25. “HAPPY CHRISTMAS”. MVO SFX [:13]
25.2 “MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR.” V1 MVO SFX
[:04]
25.3 “MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR”. V2 MVO SFX
[:05]
26.”CELEBRATING XMAS WITH THE BEST IN MOBILE ENTERTAINMENT”.
V1 MVO BEAT SFX [:12]
26.2 “CELEBRATING XMAS WITH THE BEST IN MOBILE ENTERTAINMENT.”
V2 MVO [:05]
27. “ROCKING YOU ACROSS THE FESTIVE SEASON, DANCE HITS & PARTY
CLASSICS ALL NIGHT LONG”. V1 MVO SFX [:10]
27.2 “ROCKING YOU ACROSS THE FESTIVE SEASON, DANCE HITS & PARTY
CLASSICS ALL NIGHT LONG”.V2 MVO SFX [:09]
28. “HO HO HO WE'RE ROCKING YOU WITH THE BEST PARTY HITS &
THE GREATEST CLUB CLASSICS THROUGHOUT THE FESTIVE SEASON”.V1 MVO
[:22]
28.2 “HO HO HO WE'RE ROCKING YOU WITH THE BEST PARTY HITS
& THE GREATEST CLUB CLASSICS THROUGHOUT THE FESTIVE SEASON”.
V2 MVO SFX [:16]
29. “CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS WITH THE TOWNS NO1 DISCO” V1 MVO
[:08]
29.2 “CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS WITH THE NO1 DISCO”. V2 MVO [:05]
29.3 “CHRISTMAS CELEBRATIONS WITH THE NO1 CLUB”. V1 MVO [:06]
30. “HO HO HO FESTIVE FUN ALL NIGHT LONG WITH YOUR FAVOURITE DISC
JOCKEY”. MVO [:05]
30.2 “HO HO HO FESTIVE FUN ALL NIGHT LONG WITH YOUR FAVOURITE CLUB”.
V2 MVO [:06]
30.3 “HO HO HO FESTIVE FUN ALL NIGHT LONG WITH YOUR FAVOURITE BAR”.
MVO [:07]
31 “FESTIVE FUN AT THE TOWNS NO1 PUB”. V1 MVO [:08]
31.2 “FESTIVE FUN AT THE TOWNS NO1 PUB”. V2 MVO [:05]
32. “GETTING INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE...”
V1 MVO BEAT SFX [:12]
32.2 “GETTING INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE”.
V2 MVO SFX [:06]
32.3 “CHRISTMAS FULL OF SPIRIT”. MVO SFX [:07]
33 “WHAT'S AT NO1 THIS XMAS?” FVO [:04]
33.2 “IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NO1". KID VO [:03]
34. “IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NO1". KID VO [:04]
34.2 “IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NO1". MVO [:04]
35. “100% MUSIC POWER THIS CHRISTMAS”. MVO SFX [:05]
35.2 “100% MUSIC POWER THIS CHRISTMAS”. MVO [:05]
35.3 “100% CHRISTMAS MUSIC POWER”. MVO SFX [:05]
36. “HO HO HO BOYS & GIRLS TELL ME NOW WHAT RECORDS WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO PLAY FOR YOU NOW.” MVO [:14]
36.2 “SEEING AS IT'S CHRISTMAS YOU'RE DJ WILL PLAY ALL
YOUR FAVOURITE REQUESTS JUST ASK HIM NICELY”.MVO SFX [:09]
37. “PLAYING THE BEST FROM THE UK DANCE CHART THIS CHRISTMAS”.
MVO [:05]
37.2 “A WINTER WARMER, WHAT A STORMER”. MVO [:03]
38.”CRANKING IT UP THIS CHRISTMAS”.MVO [:03]
38.2 “CRANKING UP THE CHRISTMAS KARAOKE”. MVO [:03]
38.3 “CRANKING IT UP WITH A CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. MVO [:08]
39 “TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. FVO SFX [:04]
39.2 “IT'S A CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. MVO [:04]
39.3 “CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. MVO SFX [:02]
40. “FATHER CHRISTMAS IS COMING.” KID VO [:02]
40.2 “THE CHRISTMAS RHYME”. MVO [:02]
41. “CHRISTMAS CRAP, BACK TO BACK”. MVO SFX [:03]
41.2 “CHRISTMAS CRAP, BACK TO BACK.” MVO [:05]
42. “TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”.
MVO SFX [:05]
42.2 “TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”.
MVO [:06]
43 “CRUISING TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”. MVO SFX [:10]
43.2 “CRUISING TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”. V1 MVO [:04]
43.3 “CRUISING TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”. V2 MVO [:04]
IMPRESSIONS
EVEN MORE USEFUL AT CHRISTMAS WHEN YOUR AUDIENCE SHOULD BE IN
THE MOOD FOR A BIT OF LIGHT HEARTED MATERIAL. CHECK OUT ALL THE DIFFERENT
IMPRESSIONS & IMAGINE HAVING THEM ON YOUR SHOW!
44. ALAN WICKER.
“TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND TOWARDS THE 21ST CENTURY”.
[:04]
44.2 ALAN WICKER.
“WELL HERE WE ARE, ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THE 21ST CENTURY”. [:05]
45. PETER SELLERS.
“THE SEASON OF GOODWILL TO ALL MEN, NOW GO IN PEACE”. [:04]
45.2 PETER SELLERS.
“DON'T DRINK & DRIVE OR YOU WILL BE CAUGHT BY THE LAW”.
[:05]
46. RIGSBY.
“TANTALISE ME WITH ONE OF THOSE CHRISTMAS BAUBLES WON'T YOU
MISS JONES, OOOHH YES, THAT'S IT..” [:06]
46.2 RIGSBY.
“OH MISS JONES, YOU WERE WONDERFUL.” [:03]
47. ROGER MOORE.
“BAUBLES & BOLLINGER, WHAT A SECRET COMBINATION, I LIKE TO HAVE
THEM SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED”. [:06]
47.2 ROGER MOORE.
“ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?” [:03]
48. MICHEAL CAINE.
“IT'S CHRISTMAS & NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT”.
[:03]
48.2 MICHEAL CAINE.
“'ERE, THAT WAS MY TURN TO DO THAT”. [:04]
49. ARKWRIGHT.
“TIME FOR, AH SOD IT, TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS CRACKER”. [:07]
49.2 SCROOGE.
“MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAH!, I CAN'T AFFORD A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
IN FACT I CAN'T AFFORD CHRISTMAS AT ALL”. [:08]
49.3 BASIL FAWLTY
“ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT SYBIL, HAPPY CHRISTMAS.” [:04]
50. SEAN CONNERY.
“THE NAMES CLAUS, SANTA CLAUS”. [:03]
50.2 RONALD REAGAN.
“MERRY... NEW... EASTER”. [:05]
51. DEREK JAMESON.
“THE WORST THING ABOUT CHRISTMAS? WHAT OLD GEEZERS WHO SHOULD'VE
RETIRED YEARS AGO, ... DO THEY MEAN ME? THEY MOST SURELY DO!” [:09]
51.2 ALAN WICKER.
“FOR 1000'S OF YEARS, SANTA HAS CONSUMED TONS OF MINCE PIES
& GALLONS OF SHERRY. WHAT AN FAT, OLD, PISSED UP FART HE MUST BE!”
[:11]
52. VICTOR MELDREW.
“I DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHRISTMAS AGAIN, ANOTHER PAIR OF BLOODY
SOCKS”. [:07]
52.2 VICTOR MELDREW.
“DON'T BELIEVE IT, YOU THINK WITH ALL THAT EQUIPMENT HE COULD
MAKE A BETTER NOISE THAN THIS!” [:07]
52.3 VICTOR MELDREW.
“MY GOD MAN, CAN'T YOU TURN IT DOWN, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF
THINK”. [:05]
53 PATRICK MOORE.
“SO TO RE-AFFIRM MY THEORY, IF JUPITER WAS PASSING THROUGH THE POLAR
AXIS OF SATURN'S 3RD MOON, & THE EQUILATERAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN
MERCURY & THE SUN WAS IN A PURE STATE OF BALANCE, THEN THERE COULD
HAVE INDEED BEEN A LITTLE STAR OF BETHLEHEM”.[:10]
53.2 ROBIN DAY.
“& TO THE LADY AT THE BACK WITH THE HAT, MERRY CHRISTMAS &
A HAPPY NEW YEAR”.[:07]
CHRISTMAS COMEDY INSERTS
A WHOLE BATCH OF COMEDY WHICH WORKS BETTER AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
THAN ANY OTHER TIME. IF YOUR PUNTERS AREN'T UP FOR A LAUGH, THEN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
54. “WOULD YOU GIVE ME A KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE?” FVO [:04]
54.2 “WOULD YOU GIVE ME A KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE?” “I
WOULDN'T KISS YOU UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES”. MVO FVO [:08]
55. “WOULD YOU GIVE ME A KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE?” “I'D
RATHER KISS YOU UNDER THE BEDCLOTHES”. MVO FVO [:06]
55.2 “WOULD YOU GIVE ME A KISS UNDER THE MISTLETOE?” “I'LL
KISS YOU IF YOU PROMISE TO TURN INTO A HANDSOME FROG”.MVO FVO [:08]
56. “HO HO HO BOYS & GIRLS LET'S HOPE THAT TONIGHT ENDS
UP JUST LIKE YOUR CHRISTMAS DINNER, A BIT OF LEG, A LITTLE BIT OF BREAST
& PLENTY OF STUFFING”. MVO [:15]
56.2 “GET STUFFED THIS CHRISTMAS”. MVO [:03]
57. “DON'T DRINK & DRIVE OR A POLICEMAN WILL GET YOU”.
KIDS VO [:06]
57.2 “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A MEGADRIVE, SUPER NES, MOUNTAIN
BIKE, REMOTE CONTROLLED BOAT, COMPUTER.” KIDS VO [:12]
58. “MOMMY SAYS THERE'S NO WAY SANTA CLAUS IS PUTTING ANYTHING
IN HER STOCKINGS”. KIDS VO[:07]
58.2 “WHY'S DADDY GOT A WHITE BEARD & A RED COAT ON?”
KIDS VO [:05]
59. “HO HO HO LITTLE GIRL WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT ON MY KNEE.”
MVO [:11].
59.2 “SO TELL ME LITTLE GIRL WHERE ARE YOU'RE CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS
& ARE THEY FISHNETS?” SFX MVO [:13]
60. “A CRAPPY HISTMAS & SMELLY NEW YEAR”. DRUNK MVO [:04]
60.2 “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY
NEW YEAR”. DRUNK MVO [:07]
61. “I SAY, DOES YOUR BIRD WANT STUFFING THIS CHRISTMAS?”
MVO [:05]
61.2 “ANY BIRD CAN GET A GOOD STUFFING THIS CHRISTMAS”. MVO
[:05]
62. “THEY SAY THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES JUST ONCE A YEAR, AREN'T
YOU GLAD THAT YOU'RE NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS?” SFX MVO [:11]
62.2 “THEY SAY THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES JUST ONCE A YEAR, AREN'T
YOU GLAD THAT YOU'RE NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS?” SFX MVO [:17]
63. “THEY SAY THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES JUST ONCE A YEAR, WHICH
IS STILL MORE OFTEN THAN THIS DJ DOES”.V1 SFX MVO [:11]
63.2 “THEY SAY THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES JUST ONCE A YEAR, WHICH
IS STILL MORE OFTEN THAN THIS DJ DOES”.V2 SFX MVO [:17]
64. “WHO'D LIKE TO HANG MY STOCKINGS ON THE END OF THERE BED?”
FVO [:08]
64.2 “I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, NO OLD MAN IS COMING DOWN
MY CHIMNEY”. FVO [:07]
STRAIGHT AND SPOOF SONGS
GREAT TONGUE IN CHEEK RENDITIONS OF POPULAR CAROLS, COUPLED WITH SOME
NEW VARIATIONS OF OLD CLASSICS, INCLUDING POWER ROCK VERSIONS.
65. JINGLE BELLS.
SPOOF ALTERNATE VERS. SUNG [:08]
65.2 JINGLE BELLS.
SPOOF ALTERNATE VERS 1. SUNG [:19]
65.3 JINGLE BELLS.
SPOOF ALTERNATE VERS 2. SUNG, [:10].
66. DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY.
SPOOF VERS1. SUNG [:20]
66.2 DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY.
SPOOF VERS 2. SUNG [:20]
67. RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
SPOOF VERS 1. SUNG [:12]
67.2 RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
SPOOF VERS 2. SUNG [:21]
68. WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE.
SPOOF ALTERNATE VERS. SUNG [:10]
68.2 WHITE CHRISTMAS .. BUT NOT YET! SUNG [:13]
69. “TISS THE SEASON TO BE TIDDLY, TRA LA LA LA LA LA HIC”.
DRUNK FVO [:12]
69.2 DECK THE HALLS.
BARBER SHOP STYLE. SUNG [:06]
70. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.
SPOOF VERSION. SUNG [:09]
70.2 GOOD KING WENCELAS.
SPOOF VERSION. SUNG [:11]
71. WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
FULL POWER ROCK VERSION. SUNG [:13]
72. WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
EDIT POWER ROCK VERSION. SUNG [:09]
THE XMAS CAROL MEDLEY
TRACKS 73 TO 78 ARE 'SEAMLESS' TRACKS THAT WILL
PLAY THROUGH WITHOUT ANY GAPS GIVING YOU A CAROL MEDLEY AT 118 BPM. HOWEVER
EACH INDIVIDUAL ID IS CUED SO THAT YOU CAN MIX INTO/OUT OF ANY ONE OF
THE CAROLS WITH AN 8 BAR INTRO. THERE IS ALSO A CAMEO APPEARANCE BY PATRICK
MOORE! TRACK 79 IS THE SAME SEQUENCE BUT WITHOUT THE 8 BAR BREAKS.
73. OH COME OH YE FAITHFUL. [:54]
74. HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING. [:57]
75. MARY'S BOY CHILD. [:54]
76. WHILE SHEPARDS WATCHED THEIR FLOCKS BY NIGHT. [:46]
77. WHITE CHRISTMAS. [1.17]
78. RULDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER. [1:17]
79. THE CHRISTMAS CAROL MEDLEY [4:45]
73-78. EDIT MIX WITHOUT BREAKS. [6:01]
CHRISTMAS SMOOCHY INSERTS & CLOSERS
FOR TOTAL COMPLETION OF THE FESTIVE THEME. THESE 'LOVE
ZONE' TRACKS WILL MAINTAIN THE FESTIVE SPIRIT BEFORE FINAL COMPLETION
WITH A SHOW CLOSER.
80. “I'LL BE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT”. FVO [:03]
80.2 “IS THAT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT IN YOUR POCKET?” FVO, [:05]
81. “THE CHRISTMAS ERECTION SECTION”. MVO SFX [:05]
81.2 “THE CHRISTMAS ERECTION SECTION”. MVO [:05]
82. “OOOH SANTA... WRONG STOCKING”. FVO [:03]
82.2 “OOOH SANTA, WHAT WAS THAT”. FVO [:05]
83. “IT'S TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS CUDDLE”. FVO [:03]
83.2 “A RATION OF PASSION THIS CHRISTMAS”. FVO [:05]
83.3 “IT MAY BE WINTER OUTSIDE BUT I'M FEELING HOT”.
FVO [:07]
84. “GOOD NIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMEN & A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS
& A HAPPY NEW YEAR”. IMP [:06]
85. “CHRISTMAS SHOW CLOSER”. MVO SFX KIDS [:17]
NEW YEARS EVE SECTION
PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FUNCTION OF THE YEAR. THESE TRACKS
ALLOW YOU TO FULLY CUSTOMIZE A NEW YEARS EVE PARTY WITH TOTAL PROFESSIONALISM.
A WHOLE COLLECTION OF OPENERS, DROPS, IMPRESSIONS, TIMED TRACKS &
OF COURSE AULD LANG SYNE. IN RESPONSE TO DJ'S DEMANDS FOR NUMEROUS
VARIATIONS OF AULD LANG SYNE YOU WILL FIND 7 DIFFERENT NEW VERSIONS ON
THE ULTIMATE OCCASIONS DISC.
86. “MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE NEW YEARS CELEBRATIONS
ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN” MVO [:11]
87. “IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY”. NEW YEARS EVE SHOW OPENER.
MVO SFX BEAT [:44]
87.2 “AT MIDNIGHT WE WELCOME IN A NEW YEAR, LETS PARTY ALL THE WAY”.
MVO [:07]
88. “WELCOME TO A SEASONAL SENSATION, SET TO START YOUR CELEBRATIONS
IN THE RIGHT WAY... HAPPY NEW YEAR”. MVO BEAT [:23]
88.2 “ATTENTION... NEW YEAR PARTY PROGRAMME”. MVO SFX BEAT
[:26]
89. “BRINGING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH THE NO1 DISCO”. MVO BEAT
[:07]
89.2 “NEW YEARS EVE, THE NO1 NIGHT, THE NO1 PARTY, THE NO1 DISCO”.
MVO [:07]
89.3 “BRINGING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH THE NO1 DISCO”. MVO [:06]
90. “NEW YEAR, FULL OF SPIRIT”. MVO SFX
[:06]
90.2 “CELEBRATING NEW YEARS EVE IN STYLE”. MVO [:03]
90.3 “NEW YEARS CELEBRATIONS”. MVO [:03]
91. “THE NEW YEARS COUNTDOWN STARTS
NOW”. V1 MVO [:05]
91.2 “THE NEW YEARS COUNTDOWN STARTS NOW”. V2 MVO [:02]
92. “2 HOURS TO THE NEW YEAR”. MVO [:02]
92.2 “1 HOUR TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.3 “HALF AN HOUR TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.4 “15 MINUTES TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.5 “10 MINUTES TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.6 “5 MINUTES TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.7 “1 MINUTE TO GO”. MVO [:02]
92.8 “30 SECONDS TO GO”. MVO [:02]
93. “30 SECOND COUNTDOWN & BIG BEN CHIMES”. MVO SFX [1:48]
94. VINCENT PRICE.
“IT'S MIDNIGHT & TIME TO WELCOME IN THE NEW YEAR”.
IMP SFX [:010]
94.2 MICHEAL CAINE.
“IT'S NEW YEAR & NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT”.
IMP [:03]
94.3 OLIVIER.
“AS ANOTHER YEAR ENDS WE SHOULD REMEMBER OUR DEFEATS & VICTORIES
OF THE LAST 12 MONTHS & ACCEPT THE CHALLENGES OF NEXT YEAR WITH GRACE
& COURAGE, LET US FEAST & BE MERRY.” IMP [:11]
95. AULD LANG SYNE.
CHEESEY DISCO VERS. [1:17]
96. AULD LANG SYNE.
POWER INSTRUMENTAL. [:27]
97. “HAPPY NEW YEAR”. KIDS VO [:02]
97.2 “HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY”. KIDS VO [:04]
98. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN HAPPY NEW YEAR”. MVO SFX [:11]
98.2 “HAPPY NEW YEAR”. MVO SFX [:10]
98.3 “HAPPY NEW YEAR”. MVO [:03]
99. “NEW YEARS EVE SHOW CLOSER”. MVO SFX KIDS [:17]
99.2 “THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, LETS NOT LEAVE IT ANOTHER 12 MONTHS
BEFORE WE DO IT AGAIN!” FVO [:08]
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