Ultimate OCCASIONS DISCS 2CD - Jingles, Samples and Sound Efects

CD 1

NEW YEARS EVE

ALL THE ESSENTIALS FOR NEW YEARS EVE. AULD LANG SYNE, A COUNTDOWN & THE CHIMES. 7 OPTIONS SO YOU CAN USE WHICH IS MOST SUITABLE TO THE CROWD YOU ARE WITH.
1. THE COMPLETE NEW YEAR COUNTDOWN.
STARTS WITH THE BIG BEN CHIMES. THE 1ST GONG IS SET TO HIT AT 12.00 WHICH MOST DJ'S WORK TO. ON THE 1ST 'GONG' THE VOICE ANNOUNCES “HAPPY NEW YEAR”. THIS IS FOLLOWED BY THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE (AS TK. 2) WITH THE CHIMES CLEVERLY CHIMING TO THE BEAT!
1ST NEW YEAR GONG IS EXACTLY 20 SECONDS AFTER START OF TRACK, SO TO LAND BANG ON MIDNIGHT YOU MUST START THIS TRACK AT 11.59 & 40 SECONDS
[:3:53]
2. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE VOCAL
NOVEL MEDLEY FEATURING:- AULD LANG SYNE - ISCOTLAND THE BRAVE - AULD LANG SYNE - YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD - BACK INTO - AULD LANG SYNE. 132 BPM [3:24]
3. THE ULTIMATE PARTY AULD LANG SYNE INSTRU
INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE ABOVE TRACK WITH BRASS SECTION. 132 BPM [3:27]
4. AULD LANG SYNE - TRAD INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. TRUMPET & FLUTE LED INSTRUMENTAL RENDITION. [2:11]
5. AULD LANG SYNE - TRAD VOCAL VERSION. TENOR SOLOIST WITH CHORAL BACKING. [2:36]
6. AULD LANG SYNE - ROCK INSTRUMENTAL. POWERFUL ROCK INSTRUMENTAL WITH LEAD GUITAR BREAK. [1:09]
7. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION. 132 BPM [2:18]
8. AULD LANG SYNE - POP VERSION. VOCALS 132 BPM [1:23]
9. THE BIG BEN CHIMES - FULL SEQUENCE. [1:22]

WEDDING DAY

THE MOST COMMON FUNCTIONS FOR MANY DJ'S. ESSENTIAL MUSIC & UTILITY JINGLES TO GIVE NEWLY WEDS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
MAIN TRACKS
10. HERE COMES THE BRIDE.
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC BED. [1:09]
11. THE WEDDING MARCH. [2:14]
12. CHURCH BELLS TOLLING - SOUND BED.
30 SECONDS OF THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING CHURCH BELLS. [:32]
13. THE WEDDING JINGLE.
A MUSIC BED TO BE USED FOR VO'S OR INCIDENTAL MUSIC WITH INFLUENCES FROM 'HERE COMES THE BRIDE'. [1:31]

THE FIRST DANCE

14. THIS IS THE TRACK TO GET THE BRIDE & GROOM ON THE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE 1ST DANCE, USING THE WEDDING MARCH AS A MUSIC BED.
“LADIES & GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. CAN WE NOW CLEAR THE FLOOR AS WE INVITE THE BRIDE & GROOM FOR THEIR 1ST DANCE”. [:38]
15. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BRIDE & GROOM
STARTS WITH A TRADITIONAL MACE KNOCK TO GET THE AUDIENCES ATTENTION FOR THE BRIDE & GROOM. [:08]

THROUGHT THE NIGHT JINGLES

16. “WEDDING DAY CELEBRATIONS”. STUTTERED MVO [:07]
17. TOMMY COOPER.
“BRIDE, GROOM, BEST MAN... ...BRIDESMAID HA HE AH”. IMP MVO [:18]
18. WEDDING MARCH STING.
A SHORT RENDITION OF THE WEDDING MARCH JINGLE INTO MULTIPLE CHEERS & WHISTLES. [:34]

CAKE CUTTING TIME

19. “THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. IN FEW MINUTES THERE WILL BE A GREAT PHOTO OPPORTUNITY WHEN THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE GOING TO CUT THE CAKE, SO GET YOUR CAMERA'S READY NOW”. VO SFX CAMERA FLASHES [:15]
20. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR CAMERA'S & VIDEO RECORDERS READY, THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT READY TO CUT THE CAKE”. MVO [:07]
21. CAKE CUTTING VOCAL - MUSIC BED.
MUSIC BED WITH IMPRESSION VOICE'S FROM LLOYD GROSSMAN & WORZEL GUMMIDGE ABOUT THE WEDDING CAKE. [1:34]

BUFFET

22. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BUFFET IS NOW BEING SERVED. MAY WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVITE THE BRIDE & GROOM & MEMBERS OF THE TOP TABLE TO THE BUFFET. EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED, THANK YOU”. MVO WEDDING MARCH BED [:23]
23.TRACK TO START THE PARTY AFTER THE BUFFET BREAK WITH THE WEDDING MARCH.
“EVERYONE HAS HAD THEIR FILL & NOW ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH THE HAPPY COUPLE - ITS PARTY TIME!”. MVO SFX OUTRO SWEEP [:17]

THE BRIDE & GROOM LEAVES

24. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE BRIDE & GROOM”. MVO [:05]
25. YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE - INSTRUMENTAL.
A LONG TRACK TO GIVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE BRIDE & GROOM TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEIR GUESTS. THIS TRACK RUNS STRAIGHT OUT OF TRACK 24 ABOVE. IF YOU RUN OUT OF TIME YOU CAN QUICKLY SKIP BACK TO THE START OF THE INSTRUMENTAL (TRACK 25) WITHOUT GETTING THE VOICE AGAIN. IF YOU ONLY WISH TO USE THE VO THEN SET YOUR CD PLAYER TO SINGLE PLAY ON TRACK 24. THE INSTRUMENTAL TO 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE' ALSO ACTS AS A GREAT EXTENSION TO THE ORIGINAL WHICH IS NOTORIOUSLY SHORT, SO YOU COULD EASILY FOLLOW WITH THIS. [3:44]
26. “THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT TO DEPART, LADIES & GENTLEMEN WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE 2 LINES BETWEEN THE DANCE FLOOR & THE EXIT DOOR TO GIVE EVERYONE THE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE & WISH THEM WELL ON THE START OF THEIR JOURNEY INTO MARRIED LIFE TOGETHER”. MVO STRAIGHT INTO TRACK 27 [:17]
27. CELEBRATION - INSTRUMENTAL.
SEQUENCED IN THE SAME FORMAT AS TRACKS 24 & 25. [4:42]
28. “THE BRIDE & GROOM ARE ABOUT TO DEPART & LETS FACE IT THE LAST THING THEY WANT TO BE DOING IS SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT TALKING TO YOU LOT, THEY HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF”. VO SFX SQUEAKING BED [:15]
29. “CONSUMMATION, A GAME FOR 2 PEOPLE & A LARGE BED”. MVO SFX CLAPPING & CHEERING [:27]
30. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE BRIDE & GROOM HAVE NOW LEFT THE BUILDING, BUT THE PARTY CONTINUES”. PA STYLE MVO SFX ALARM [:21]

ANNIVERSARIES

THE PROFESSIONAL WAY TO CUSTOMISE A MOST POPULAR CELEBRATION.
THE CLASSIC TRACK
31. THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ - SUNG VERSION. FEMALE SOLOIST OF THE CLASSIC WALTZ. [3:14]
32. THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ - INSTRUMENTAL VERSION WITH THE FLUTE TAKING THE LEAD. [3:14]
MULTI USE PRO JINGLES
33. “STILL GOING STRONG, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY”. MVO SFX CAMERA FLASHES [:14]
34. VICTOR MIDREW.
“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...AGAIN. IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE 12 MONTHS SINCE THE LAST ONE”. IMP [:07]
35. “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. WE LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE”! MVO WALTZ BED [:16]
36. “ANNIVERSARY PARTY CELEBRATIONS”. MVO SFX WHOOSH IN & OUT [:11]

THE 2 BIG ONES

37. “SILVER ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS”! MVO WALTZ BED SFX [:22]
38. CHORUS LINE FROM 'GOLD'. HAPPY GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY!
AN ENERGETIC TRACK WITH A DYNAMIC VO & EXPLOSION. [:09]

THE YEARCHECK ANNIVERSARY'S

A JINGLE FOR ANY ANNIVERSARY SCENARIO. THIS LISTING CONTAINS THE ORIGINAL ELEMENTS.
39. PAPER FOR THE 1ST. [:06]
40. COTTON FOR THE 2ND. [:07]
41. LEATHER FOR THE 3RD. [:07]
42. FRUIT FOR THE 4TH. [:07]
43. WOOD FOR THE 5TH. [:07]
44. CANDY FOR THE 6TH. [:07]
45. WOOL FOR THE 7TH. [:07]
46. BRONZE FOR THE 8TH. [:07]
47. POTTERY FOR THE 9TH. [:07]
48. TIN FOR THE 10TH. [:07]
49. STEEL FOR THE 11TH. [:06]
50. SILK FOR THE 12TH. [:07]
51. LACE FOR THE 13TH. [:07]
52. IVORY FOR THE 14TH. [:07]
53. CRYSTAL FOR THE 15TH. [:07]
54. CHINA FOR THE 20TH. [:07]
55. SILVER FOR THE 25TH. [:07]
56. PEARL FOR THE 30TH. [:07]
57. CORAL FOR THE 35TH. [:07]
58. RUBY FOR THE 40TH. [:06]
59. SAPPHIRE FOR THE 45TH. [:07]
60. GOLD FOR THE 50TH. [:07]
61. EMERALD FOR THE 55TH. [:07]
62. DIAMOND FOR THE 60TH. [:07]
63. DIAMOND FOR THE 75TH. [:07]

ENGAGEMENTS

VOICE OVER TRACK
64. THE ENGAGEMENT MIX.
A TRACK WITH AN ENGAGEMENT THEME TO USE AS A VO BED, OR AS INCIDENTAL MUSIC. CONTAINS RELEVANT SAMPLES. [1:34]

THROUGH THE NIGHT JINGLES

65. “ENGAGEMENT CELEBRATIONS!” VO [:07]
66. “TO THE HAPPY COUPLE, CONGRATULATIONS”. MVO SFX CLINKING GLASSES [:04]

LIGHT HEARTED JINGLES

67. A VERY DEEP AMERICAN VO A BACKGROUND CROWD, THAT LEADS INTO THE INTRO. OF 'ICE ICE BABY'.
“CHECK OUT THAT RING! NICE ICE BABY”! [:09]
68. VINCENT PRICE.
“THIS IS ONLY THE ENGAGEMENT, REMEMBER - IT'S NOT TO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND! YOU CAN STILL ESCAPE”. IMP SOMBRE MUSIC BED [:26]
69. VICTOR MELDREW.
“SO SHE GOT ENGAGED. LET'S SEE IF SHE CAN LAST MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS THIS TIME”! IMP CAUTION OF USE IS ADVISED! [:06]
70. JULIAN CLARY.
“OH, DON'T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE”! IMP[:05]
71. SONG -STARTING TOGETHER.
“THE LAST THING YOU NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING TO GET MARRIED IS SUE POLLARD”!
THE TRACK ENDED BY AN 'ARNIE' STYLE VO & SFX OF HIS FAVOURITE GUN. [:18]

SAINT PATRICK'S NIGHT

INTRO. JINGLES
72. “TIME FOR A PARTY, IT'S ST PATRICK'S NIGHT, LET THE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN”! MVO SFX [:23]
73. “HELLO BOYS & GIRLS & YOU IRISH PEOPLE. YES IT'S ST. PATRICKS NIGHT. THIS IS THE TIME FOR CELEBRATING THE PATRON SAINT OF IRELAND, OLD PADDY. YES, WE CAN ALL CONSUME LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, BE ROWDY, SING & THEN, BE SICK. YES SICK & EVERYONE CAN PARTICIPATE. SO DRINK VAST AMOUNTS FOR ST. PATRICK, IT'S HOW EVERYONE CELEBRATES THESE DAYS. JOIN IN, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE”. POSH MVO PATHE' STYLE NEWSREEL SFX HISS [:33]

IRISH MUSIC

74. THE WILD ROVER - VOCAL VERSION.
SOLOIST SINGS THIS TRADITIONAL SONG AT A RELAXED PACE. [3:17]
75. IRISH JIG MEDLEY - INSTRUMENTAL.
A MEDLEY OF A JIGS GRADUALLY INCREASING IN PACE. [5:06]

THROUGH THE NIGHT JINGLES

76. “HAPPY ST. PATRICKS NIGHT”. MVO IRISH JIG MUSIC BED [:11]
77. “AH ST. PATRICK, THE PATRON SAINT OF, ER...ER GETTING DRUNK”! IRISH MVO [:06]
78. “IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY SO LET THE PARTY COUNTDOWN BEGIN...10 9 7 4 6 3 5 2 8 1PURE GENIUS”. MVO SFX PARTY CROWD [:26]

GUY FAWKES

GENERAL JINGLES
79. “BONFIRE NIGHT CELEBRATIONS”! MVO SFX FIREWORKS [:30]
80. “REMEMBER, THE 5TH NOV. DON'T PLAY WITH FIREWORKS”. VO [:07]

FORMAL WARNING

FIREWORK HUMOUR
81. DON'T PLAY WITH FIREWORKS SKETCH.
IN THE GARDEN, A KID TRIES TO GET HIS BEST TO PLAY WITH FIREWORKS! [:32]

FASHION SHOWS

82. “HEY THESE STYLES LOOK FABULOUS. IT IS JUST THAT I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO IS 7 STONE, 6FT TALL & SIZE 8? BUT IF I DID, I'D TELL THEM TO BUY THAT”! FVO [:23]
83. JULIAN CLARY.
“IT IS NOT TRUE THAT MOST MALE MODELS ARE GAY. THEY WALK LIKE THAT DUE TO THE REGULAR WEARING OF A PARTICULAR TYPE OF UNDERGARMENT, THAT'S ALL”. IMP [:09]

CD 2

UNIVERSAL MATERIAL
FANFARE OPENERS
1. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A TRADITIONAL REGAL TRUMPET FANFARE. [:11]
2. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A ROCK STYLE VERSION OF A TRADITIONAL FANFARE. [:23]
3. ENTRANCE FANFARE.
A DRUM ROLL INTO A MODERN FANFARE. [:15]

SONGS& CHANTS

4. FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.
A GROUP SUNG TRADITIONAL VERSION. [:25]
5. FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW.
AS ABOVE BUT FOR THE LADIES. [:25]
6. CONGRATULATIONS.
INSTRUMENTAL BED. A TALKOVER BED OF THE CLASSIC 'CONGRATULATIONS'. [1:01]
7. “3 CHEERS, HIP HIP HOORAY”! SFX YOUNG CROWD [:06]

CLOSERS

8. HIT THE ROAD JACK.
SHORT VOCAL STING. [:14]
9. GOODBYE SONG.
SHORT VOCAL STING. TRADITIONAL VERSION. [1:43]

BRITISH TRADITIONAL SONGS

10. SCOTLAND THE BRAVE.
INSTRUMENTAL, A STRAIGHT, TRADITIONAL INTERPRETATION, FULL LENGTH. [1:17]
11.THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
TRADITIONAL VOCAL, A STRAIGHT, INTERPRETATION OF THE 1ST VERSE. [:42]
12. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
TRADITIONAL INSTRUMENTAL, AS ABOVE BUT WITH THE TRUMPET TAKING THE LEAD. [:42]
13. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
POP INSTRUMENTAL, A VERSION THAT WOULD BE SUITED TO A YOUNG CROWD. [1:04]
14. THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
LEAD GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL. [:38]
15. THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND.
TRADITIONAL FULL SUNG VERSION. [2:58]
16. JERUSALEM.
TRADITIONAL FULL SUNG VERSION. [1:35]
17. LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY.
TRADITIONAL FULL INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. [2:13]
18. WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
TRADITIONAL, FULL SONG VERSION. [2:28]
19. ROLL OUT THE BARREL, DON'T DILLY DALLY, THERE'S A TAVERN IN THE TOWN, ANY OLD IRON.
A TRADITIONAL PUB MEDLEY, WITH PIANO AND VOCALS. [2:55]

SURPRISE SECTION

20. CROWD BUILD UP & CHEERS.
A CROWD BUILD UP TO GREET THE GUEST WITH CHEERS. [:12]
21. VINCENT PRICE.
“YOU HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HERE THIS EVENING TO STAND TRIAL. YOUR CRIMES ARE GREAT & YOUR SINS MANY. FOR WHAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED IN THE PAST YOU WILL NOW PAY. IT IS TOO LATE TO REPENT, JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY & THE PUNISHMENT IN INSTANT & WILL NOW BE BESTOWED UPON ON YOU WITH GREAT VENGEANCE. CONGRATULATIONS MORTAL ONE THIS IS YOUR SURPRISE PARTY”. IMP SOMBRE MUSIC BED [:46]

HALLOWEEN

22. THE HALLOWEEN OPENER.
AN ATMOSPHERIC OLD HOUSE TO A HAPPY HALLOWEEN VO
23. HALLOWEEN NIGHT, WITH THE DJ THAT LIKES TO SAY (LAUGH)
ATMOSPHERIC MALE VOICE
24. HALLOWEEN....MMM THAT'S SPOOKY
ATMOSPHERIC VOICE
25. TAKE CARE ON THE WAY HOME TONIGHT. SOMEBODY UNEXPECTED MAY BE WAITING FOR YOU.
SPOOKY BED WITH SPOOKY VOICE & EVIL LAUGH AT THE END

VALENTINES

26. THE LOVE STORY.
THE CLASSIC TUNE, FOR INCIDENTAL MUSIC OR A VO BED. [:27]
GENERAL JINGLES
27. “OOOHHHHH. I LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY”. DEEP MVO [:05]
28. “I LOVE VALENTINES NIGHT”. FVO SFX CHEESY MOANS & GROANS [:10]
29. “LOTS OF LOVE”. DEEP MVO SHORT SAX STING [:19]
30.A MALE SOULFULLY SUNG LINE, FOLLOWED BY STRAIGHT GREETING.
“CUPID, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW & LET YOUR ARROW FLOW. STRAIGHT THROUGH MY LOVERS HEART. VALENTINE CELEBRATIONS.” [:16]
THE SLOW SET STARTS
31. “GET GRINDING, AS WE PLAY THE SLOWIES ON VALENTINE NIGHT”. MVO SFX FEMALE MOANS [:07]
32. “EVERY GUY, GRAB A GIRL, EVERY WHERE, AROUND THE WORLD”. SOULFULLY SUNG LINE [:10]
33. BASIL FAWLTY.
“OK LADIES & GENTLEMEN, LET'S TRY & KEEP IT CLEAN TONIGHT THEN PLEASE”. IMP 'LOVE IS IN THE AIR' MUSIC BED SFX GUNFIRE [:13]

VALENTINE HUMOUR

34. “ON THIS NIGHT OF LOVE, WE NOW GO TO OUR SECRET MICROPHONE LOCATED ON THE DANCE FLOOR”. VO SFX CHEESEY SNOGGING [:13]
35. CHEESEY OTT SNOG & GROANS. [:09]
36. “THE CLASSIC VALENTINE NIGHT GAME, TOSS A COIN. IF SHE WINS, ITS FLOWERS & A ROMANTIC DINNER AT AN EXPENSIVE FRENCH RESTAURANT & IF THE GUY WINS...WELL IT'S A GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S DISCO, STAV'S KEBABY IS OPEN TILL 2.00AM!” “HELLO EVERYBODY PEEPS”. MVO FRENCH MUSIC BED [:26]
37. THE UNFORTUNATE CUPID'S ARROW SKETCH.
A SKETCH WITH CUPID HITTING THE WRONG TARGET WITH HIS ARROW! [:08]
TOASTS & SPEECHES
38. “THE LOYAL TOAST. MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE QUEEN”. FORMAL VO SFX MACE KNOCKS [:10]
39. “MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE”.FORMAL VO SFX MACE KNOCKS [:09]

FAREWELL SONGS

ALL TRACKS ARE TRADITIONAL INSTRUMENTAL VERSIONS
40. GOODBYEE SONG. [:40]
41. “SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE”. [1:37]
42. “BRING ME SUNSHINE.” MORECAMBE & WISE THEME. [2:02]
43. “WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODBYE”. [:33]

FANCY DRESS

44. A REGAL FANFARE INTO A FORMAL VOICE. LEADING INTO THE NEXT TRACK . SET YOUR CD PLAYER TO SINGLE PLAY TO AVOID THE PARADE MUSIC BED.
“MY LORDS, LADIES & GENTLEMEN. PLEASE GATHER ROUND FOR THE FANCY DRESS COMPETITION. OUR SPECIALLY SELECTED PANEL OF JUDGES ARE READY TO ADJUDICATE ON THIS FINE SELECTION OF FANCY DRESS. ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO BE CONSIDERED FOR OUR SPECIAL PRIZE PLEASE COME FORWARD ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR NOW”. [;17]
45. PARADE MUSIC BED.
LOOSELY BASED ON 'THE KINGS NEW CLOTHES'. [4:22]

KIDS SONGS

46. BIRDIE SONG. - MODERN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION. [:51]
47. CHARGE OF THE GLADIATORS. - CLOWN MARCH INSTRUMENTAL BED. [1:05]
48. CONGA - STEEL DRUM VERSION WITH GUIDE VOCAL. 120 BPM [4:15]
NEW VOCAL VERSION AT THE SAME TEMPO &FEEL AS 'HOT HOT HOT'.
49. THE HOKEY COKEY WITH VICTOR MELDREW.
A MODERN INTERPRETATION, LED BY YOUR FAVOURITE GROUCH. [2:58]


GENERAL JINGLES

50. “HEY, IT'S TIME TO START DANCING, AS WE START THE PARTY”! CARTOON STYLE VO SFX FANFARE & CHEERS [:35]
51. “OK KIDS, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY OR SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR, COME UP & ASK NOW. WE CAN LET EVERYONE KNOW WHO LOVES WHO, OR JUST PLAY SOME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS. LET US KNOW”! CARTOON VO LOONY TUNES STYLE MUSIC BED [:16]
52. “ADULTS ARE SO BORING”! CARTOON VO SFX MAD LAUGH [:12]

SMOKE & STROBES

53. “THE SMOKE CHANT”. CHANTED [:24]
54. “LOOK OUT! SMOKE TIME”. MVO SFX SMOKE & WARNING HORN [:09]
55. “COVER YOUR EYE'S! HERE COMES THE STROBE”! SHOUTED VO SFX SCREAMS [:17]
WIND 'EM UP & CALM 'EM DOWN
56. “DO WE WANT THE MUSIC TURNED DOWN? OR DO WE WANT TO TURN IT UP?” MVO GUITAR POWER CORD AT END [:23]
57. “THIS IS ONE TO ANNOY THE ADULTS. COME ON EVERY BODY... LETS HEAR YOU SCREAM”! ENTHUSIASTIC MVO SFX SCREAMS [:15]
58. “HEY BOYS & GIRLS ITS MR.BLOBBY! NOW, DID ANY UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING HE SAID? THAT'S' RIGHT. HE SAID IF EVERYONE IS GOOD, DOESN'T MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE & IS NICE TO EVERYONE, THEN THE DJ CAN GO HOME EARLY”. PATRONISING MVO SFX BLOBBY NOISES [:23]

THE END

59. “OK BOYS & GIRLS, ITS TIME TO GO HOME NOW. SO I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN OVER THE MOON & I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON”. PATRONISING MVO MUSIC BED [:28]

CROWD HYPERS

60. CHARGE CHEER. - A TRADITIONAL ORGAN PLAYING A CROWD HYPER. [:11]
61. MOTIVATOR CHEER. - A TRADITIONAL ORGAN PLAYING A CROWD HYPER. [:18]
62. WE WILL ROCK YOU - DRUM BED. THE CLASSIC DRUM BED TO GET CROWDS TO JOIN IN. [:32]
63. THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. - A SHORT CHORAL VERSION. [:24]
64. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. - A SHORT STING BASED ON THE CHORUS. [:35]
65. “LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE”! MVO SFX CROWD NOISE [:20]

PRESENTATIONS

66. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN IT IS MY HONOUR THIS EVENING TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR AWARDS CEREMONY”! STRAIGHT VO MUSIC BED [1:07]
67. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN CAN WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE FOR THIS EVENINGS PRESENTATIONS”. VO SFX FANFARE AT START & END [:22]
68. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL GUEST, PRESENTING THE AWARDS THIS EVENING”. VO SFX FANFARE AT START & END WITH APPLAUSE [:33]
69. “AND THIS EVENINGS WINNER IS ...” VO SFX DRUM ROLL [:21]
70. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AS OUR WINNER COMES UP TO COLLECT THEIR AWARD”. VO SFX APPLAUSE
HUMOROUS
71. STEPTOE & SON SKETCH.
STEPTOE & SON ABOUT A DUBIOUS BET ON THE WINNER! [:29]
72. “TO OUR WINNERS TONIGHT ... & TO OUR LOSERS...” VO SFX [:16]

SPORTS NIGHTS

SPORTS THEME BEDS
73. MATCH OF THE DAY - FOOTBALL. [1:19]
74. SOUL LIMBO - CRICKET. [1:16]
75. GRANDSTAND - GENERAL SPORT. [1:26]
LIGHT VERSIONS OF THESE THEMES FOR USE AS VO BEDS.

QUIZ NIGHT

76. “QUIZ NIGHT”. DEEP MVO SFX MULTI [:10]
77. “YOU GOT IT RIGHT” STING. ORGAN MUSIC BED SFX CROWD CHEERS [:09]
78. “YOU GOT IT WRONG” STING. ORGAN MUSIC BED SFX CROWD DISAPPOINTMENT [:10]
79. A SHORT PAUSE AFTER”TONIGHTS WINNERS..” TO ALLOW YOU TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS & IT THEN GOES INTO 'CELEBRATION'.
“TONIGHT'S WINNERS ...” [:36]
80. AS ABOVE FOR LOSERS INTO 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.'
“TONIGHT'S LOSERS...” [:39]

THE LADS NIGHT OUT

81. “THE LADS NIGHT OUT”! MVO SFX ROWDY CROWD [:23]
82. JULIAN CLARY.
“OK BOYS, I HOPE YOU'VE GOT A BIG ONE, SO RAISE IT UP & WELCOME OUR STRIPPER. NOW TANTALISE BUT DON'T TOUCH”. IMP [:28]
83. “WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S COMEDIAN. HE IS VERY FUNNY Y'KNOW”. BORED BRUMMIE VO SFX CLAPS [:16]

THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT

84. “THE GIRLS NIGHT OUT”!FVO SFX ROWDY CROWD [:13]
85. SEAN CONNERY.
“IF I CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE LADIES. YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT. YOU WANT TO SEE SOME GORGEOUS MEN, WITH NOT TO MANY CLOTHES ON. WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT & REMEMBER LADIES, THEY LIKE IT SHAKEN NOT STIRRED. JUST DON'T ASK WHERE THE SMALL CHANGE IS KEPT”! IMP SFX CHEERS [:22]

LIVE BAND

86. 2 OLD WOMEN WAITING FOR THE BAND.
AN 'INTRODUCE THE BAND' TRACK. SFX [:43]
87. “BACK SOON”. VO HEAVY PRODUCED GUITAR SUSTAIN OUT [19]
88. “I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT POP PICKERS. WEREN'T THEY WONDERFUL. NOT ARF”. WACKY DJ MVO [:06]
89. “THAT'S ALL FOLKS, THE BAND HAVE FINISHED. BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THEY DON'T OBJECT TO BEING BOUGHT A DRINK IF YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION”. CARTOON VO LOONY TUNES MUSIC BED [:16]

FETES

90. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BOYS & GIRLS, WELCOME TO TODAY'S FETE”. MVO SFX FANFARES [:29]
91.THE TYPICAL FETE SKETCH.
COMICAL OBSERVATION VARIOUS VO'S & SFX [:40]
92. “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING TODAY'S FETE & SUPPORTING OUR CAUSE. WE HAVE A WHOLE RANGE OF DIFFERENT STALLS SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THEM ALL”. MVO AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT STYLE [:11]