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Why Ultimate Discs?

Ultimate discs exist to make a DJ's life easier and their presentation a whole lot better. When we say DJ, you can read Mixer, Karaoke Jock, Radio Presenter, basically anyone who presents music in one form or another. Ultimate's discs are so varied in their content that there is something for everyone, and the range is constantly expanding. The can be used by Mobile DJs, Bedroom Mixers, Fun Pub DJs, Studios, Remixers, Radio Stations, and Club Jocks.

Ultimate Discs - are they good value?

Because of the care taken in creating Ultimate Discs, they do not go out of date. They will be used for many years after initial purchase. Furthermore, with an average of 150 tracks on the discs, the cost of each track is only about 14p.

Who creates Ultimate's CDs?

Unlike most other companies, Ultimate write, record, produce, release, and distribute 99% of the material on the discs. Because of this, it is the world's biggest collection of material written specially for DJs by DJs. From concept to final disc, every aspect of use is thought through.

Just what exactly is a jingle?

'Jingle' - is this one of the most misunderstood words in DJ circles? We've tried over many years to think of a better way to describe what we do, but there's not really a generic term that suits it any better. Hot Drops, Dance Inserts, Toolkits, Presenter Series, Sample Kits, Power Songs, - you name it, we've probably thought of it. Come to think of it, we've probably released it! We use the term jingle to describe a track that is used by DJs away from their main music programming, usually for increased impact and professionalism.

What will Ultimate discs do for me?

Ultimate discs enhance your presentation, give you access to essential material, and add that final 'polish' to your performance. They give you the edge that makes audiences notice, and make you look even more professional.

What's on Ultimate discs?

From 6 minute song medleys, to a 1 second sound effect, the variation is enormous. Here's just a brief overview of what to expect: Full Production Show Openers and Closers; Songs; Hot Drops & Inserts; Power Sung Jingles; Year checks and Chart Positions; Dance Drops; Comedy Inserts, Impressions, and Sketches.

COMMERCIAL CRISIS BLUE
THE ADULT VERSION OF COMMERCIAL CRISIS CLEAN. IT CONTAINS MORE SPOOF ADVERTS & SKETCHES, BUT THIS TIME NOTHING IS HELD BACK. LANGUAGE & BAD TASTE THAT WOULD OFFEND A HARDENED EASTENDER IN SOME HILARIOUS TRACKS. ALL 60 TRACKS ARE NEW & ARE SURE TO RAISE A SMILE TO THE BROADMINDED THROUGH THE LAND. INCLUDES MR MASTERBATOR, FANNY FART PLUGS & THE BISTO SKIDS, BUT REMEMBER THIS DISC IS FOR 18S & OVER ONLY. DO NOT BUY IF EASILY OFFENDED.

1. WARNING TRACK. [:28]
2. THE SPECIAL EDITION INCEST. [:24]
3. MR. MASTURBATOR. [:51]
4. PHYLIS'S PURPLE PUBES. [:53]
5. TOY OTER CARS. [:40]
6. ANNE SLUMMERS. [:45]
7. BRISTO SKIDS. [:28]
8. PESTER SANITARY TOWELS. [:49]
9. FANNY FART PLUGS. [:31]
10. FANNY FART PLUGS - IN USE. [1:07]
11. KILL THEM ALL. [:33]
12. WE WON'T FUCK YOU FINANCIAL SERVICES. [:40]
13. HAPPY HOLIDAYS. [1:03]
14. FINGER OF SPLUDGE. [:28]
15. E CY REGULATIONS. [1:20]
16.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY. [:58]
17. CANCER CIGARETTES. [1:17]
18. DJ WANKER. [1:11]
19. NEW PLINX SHOWER GEL. [:42]
20. WANKERS ANONYMOUS. [:47]
21. BOW LAX. [:26]
22. LITTLE BASTARDS PLAY KIT. [:58]
23. THE NATIONAL LOTTERY BALLS. [1:09]
24. SHOCK JOCK. [:38]
25. THE CRAZY CREMATORIUM. [:52]
26. SYCOPHANT SCHOOL. [1:08]
27. THE WWW A KIDS VIEW. [:52]
28. 1-800 IT'S FREE. [:51]
29. THE JAP BOMB. [:39]
30. PUKE PARTY. [:47]
31. BACTERIA BEACH. [1:01]
32. THE ALL NEW BARBEE DOLLS. [:40]
33. JUDGE WANKER. [1:24]
34. THE TYSON VACUUM CLEANER. [:30]
35. SPICEY GIRLS CHAT. [1:17]
36. SUPER AB BLASTER. [1:07]
37. DEATH ROW TOURS. [1:03]
38. INTERNET SITES FROM INSIDE. [:37]
39. REALITY BITES PART 2. [:52]
40. TRIBUTE TO JO GUEST. [:18]
41. 10 SEC STAND UP - MEN. [:29]
42. 10 SEC STAND UP - WOMEN. [:24]
43. 10 SEC STAND UP - GAYS. [:22]
44. 10 SEC STAND UP - THE MAN FROM DUMSTRATT. [:25]
45. 10 SEC STAND UP - SEX. [:24]
46. 10 SEC STAND UP - MUMMY LOVES DADDY. [:29]
47. 10 SEC STAND UP -MUM'S BOY. [:26]
48. SICK NOTE. [:28]
49. QUICK JOKE. [:37]
50. THE FARTING TOP 5. [:37]
51. FAMOUS QUOTES. [:56]
52. THE VERSATILE WORD FUCK. [:48]
53. THINGS THAT EVERY WOMEN SHOULD KNOW. [:45]
54. THINGS THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW. [:50]
55. THE GAY TOP 10. [:45]
56. TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY IN BED. [:45]
57. WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN. [1:10]
58. WHY WIVES SHOULDN'T TALK. [:26]
59. THE SHITTING TOP 5. [:34]
60. WHAT NOT TO DO AT A FUNERAL. [1:04]

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Ultimate COMMERCIAL CRISIS BLUE CD - Jingles, Samples and Sound Efects