 Why Ultimate Discs? Ultimate discs exist to make a DJ's life easier and their presentation a whole lot better. When we say DJ, you can read Mixer, Karaoke Jock, Radio Presenter, basically anyone who presents music in one form or another. Ultimate's discs are so varied in their content that there is something for everyone, and the range is constantly expanding. The can be used by Mobile DJs, Bedroom Mixers, Fun Pub DJs, Studios, Remixers, Radio Stations, and Club Jocks. Ultimate Discs - are they good value? Because of the care taken in creating Ultimate Discs, they do not go out of date. They will be used for many years after initial purchase. Furthermore, with an average of 150 tracks on the discs, the cost of each track is only about 14p. Who creates Ultimate's CDs? Unlike most other companies, Ultimate write, record, produce, release, and distribute 99% of the material on the discs. Because of this, it is the world's biggest collection of material written specially for DJs by DJs. From concept to final disc, every aspect of use is thought through. |
Just what exactly is a jingle? 'Jingle' - is this one of the most misunderstood words in DJ circles? We've tried over many years to think of a better way to describe what we do, but there's not really a generic term that suits it any better. Hot Drops, Dance Inserts, Toolkits, Presenter Series, Sample Kits, Power Songs, - you name it, we've probably thought of it. Come to think of it, we've probably released it! We use the term jingle to describe a track that is used by DJs away from their main music programming, usually for increased impact and professionalism. What will Ultimate discs do for me? Ultimate discs enhance your presentation, give you access to essential material, and add that final 'polish' to your performance. They give you the edge that makes audiences notice, and make you look even more professional. What's on Ultimate discs? From 6 minute song medleys, to a 1 second sound effect, the variation is enormous. Here's just a brief overview of what to expect: Full Production Show Openers and Closers; Songs; Hot Drops & Inserts; Power Sung Jingles; Year checks and Chart Positions; Dance Drops; Comedy Inserts, Impressions, and Sketches. |
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| Commercial Crisis Clean Commercial Crisis features more spoof adverts, sketches & jokes, but has a wider appeal as there is no bad language. For all people with a sense of humour! Particularly useful for DJs & KJs to us between tracks. Tracklisting 1. Altzeimers scratchcards. [:40] 2. The physciatric hotline. [:43] 3. Dubious DJ's. [:54] 4. Crazy commodes. [:37] 5. The All New Block Lace Album. [:39] 6. Headache - tense,headache? [:07] 7. Satellite TV. [:59] 8. Road rage. [:59] 9. Call waiting. [1:09] 10. One Hundred & 1Damnation's. [:42] 11. The Dentist. [:59] 12. The balti has landed.[:38] 13. Planet Gollywood. [:55] 14. Mr. Perrier. [:59] 15. The CSA Cinema Trailer. [:40] 16. The all new hearing aid. [:22] 17. Far eastenders. [1:04] 18. Mad cow disease. [:33] 19. Pevi. [1:08] 20. Gadget watch. [:42] 21. Dywrect Lyne. [:59] 22. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 1. [:36] 23. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 2. [:36] 24. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 3. [:46] 25. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 26c [:40] 26. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 39. [:27] 27. Best LP in the Universe, Pt 76. [:24] 28. 1 Two 1. [:27] 29. The Kasseo Calculator Charts. [:28] 30. Queue story. [:33] 31. The shuttle launch. [1:07] 32. Reality bites. [:50] 33. Computers are all female. [1:19] 34. Fatchat. [:39] 35. The F.A. football chants CD. [:54] 36. 999 - Emergency service. [2:27] 37. Puff The Magic Dragon. [:22] 38. Spice pensioners. [:31] 39. Alka Plunka. [1:03] 40. Argosh - makes a mare of it. [:41] 41. News report. [1:21] 42. Koke - it's the real thing. [:18] 43. The disco life closer. [1:04] 44. Mobile phone interference. [:28] 45. Lack lustre video. [1:00] 46. Casualty. [1:03] 47. 10 sec stand up deadpan. [:25] 48. 10 sec stand up playground. [:29] 49. 10 sec stand up my wife. [:23] 50. 10 sec stand up risky. [:25] 51. 10 sec stand up mum in law. [:24] 52. 10 sec stand up don't call us. [:26] 53. 10 sec stand up , poetry. [:25] | ||
