 Why Ultimate Discs? Ultimate discs exist to make a DJ's life easier and their presentation a whole lot better. When we say DJ, you can read Mixer, Karaoke Jock, Radio Presenter, basically anyone who presents music in one form or another. Ultimate's discs are so varied in their content that there is something for everyone, and the range is constantly expanding. The can be used by Mobile DJs, Bedroom Mixers, Fun Pub DJs, Studios, Remixers, Radio Stations, and Club Jocks. Ultimate Discs - are they good value? Because of the care taken in creating Ultimate Discs, they do not go out of date. They will be used for many years after initial purchase. Furthermore, with an average of 150 tracks on the discs, the cost of each track is only about 14p. Who creates Ultimate's CDs? Unlike most other companies, Ultimate write, record, produce, release, and distribute 99% of the material on the discs. Because of this, it is the world's biggest collection of material written specially for DJs by DJs. From concept to final disc, every aspect of use is thought through. |
Just what exactly is a jingle? 'Jingle' - is this one of the most misunderstood words in DJ circles? We've tried over many years to think of a better way to describe what we do, but there's not really a generic term that suits it any better. Hot Drops, Dance Inserts, Toolkits, Presenter Series, Sample Kits, Power Songs, - you name it, we've probably thought of it. Come to think of it, we've probably released it! We use the term jingle to describe a track that is used by DJs away from their main music programming, usually for increased impact and professionalism. What will Ultimate discs do for me? Ultimate discs enhance your presentation, give you access to essential material, and add that final 'polish' to your performance. They give you the edge that makes audiences notice, and make you look even more professional. What's on Ultimate discs? From 6 minute song medleys, to a 1 second sound effect, the variation is enormous. Here's just a brief overview of what to expect: Full Production Show Openers and Closers; Songs; Hot Drops & Inserts; Power Sung Jingles; Year checks and Chart Positions; Dance Drops; Comedy Inserts, Impressions, and Sketches. |
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| ORIGINAL XXXX THE XXXX CD CONTAINS SPOOF ADVERTS, JOKES & SKETCHES, ALL RECORDED BY THE ACTUAL VOICES THAT RECORD THE FAMOUS ADVERTS ON TV & RADIO. VERY EFFECTIVE WHEN USED AT A DISCO BETWEEN THE MUSIC & POPULAR WITH KARAOKE JOCKS TO PLAY BETWEEN SONGS. OF COURSE THE XXXX DISC IS NOT ONLY POPULAR WITH DJS AND KJS, IT IS POPULAR IN ITS OWN RIGHT AS A COMEDY CD THAT WILL HAVE PEOPLE IN STITCHES. 1. SEX THE FIRST TIME. [:30] 2. HOLIDAY FASHION. [:36] 3. DWIBBLERS OF DWONFIELD. [:48] 4. MANDYS MOBILE MASSEURS. [:31] 5. BERGSTEINS PORKLESS SCRATCHINGS. [:37] 6. KARAOKE FM. [1:07] 7. RHINO'S BREATH BEER. [:39] 8. THE HAPPY POPPADOM. [:48] 9. COVER VERSIONS VOLUME 2. [:38] 10. MITCHELLS MOTORS. [:31] 11. SCUM FAST. [:37] 12. CHRISTMAS AT GRABENHAMS. [:32] 13. 18 TO HERPES. [:40] 14. BODGIT & LEGGIT. [:33] 15. KANGAROO LOVE JUICE BEER. [:35] 16. PYREX (SKETCH). [:26] 17. THE BOLLUX DIRECTORY. [:24] 18. DATE-A-MATE. [:52] 19. RADIO LUXEMBOURG - BEST OF. [1:17] 20. CAPTAIN CONDOM (SKETCH). [1:47] 21. DJ WANKLY. [:50] 22. LEGOVER TRAVEL. [:44] 23. INCONTINENT CAR 2. [:38] 24. CUM-TO-ME. [:38] 25. DYSLEXIC HOLD UP (SKETCH). [:29] 26. ZITS NITE SPOT. [:58] 27. TRAINSPOTTERS MONTHLY. [:36] 28. WITNESS (SKETCH). [1:13] 29. THE NUTCRACKERS. [:28] 30. THE ELVIS SPOTTERS SOCIETY. [:49] 31. QUICK SHIT SHIFTER. [:22] 32. HOR - FITTED BEDROOMS. [:39] 33. DR. LOVES PLASTIC SURGERY. [:45] 34. SHOPPING (SKETCH). [3:30] 35. THE WIPE AWAY PLASTIC SHEET. [:54] 36. RED LIGHT AREA. [:59] 37. UNCLE TOMS COBLIES. [:52] 38. BROKEN GLASS. [:31] 39. CAPTAIN CONSERVATORY. [1:19] 40. CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN (SKETCH). [2:39] 41. PANTOMIME. [1:02] 42. HONEST JON'S MOTORS. [:48] 43. NIGHT CLUB CHAT UP (SKETCH). [:52] 44. WANKS-R-US. [:53] 45. WIGS. [:56] 46. PRIVATE DICKS. [1:27] 47. PISS EASY PASSING. [:44] 48. THE COCK 'N' FANNY. [1:36] 49. SHIT SHIFTING CLEARANCE SALE. [:39] 50. GLAMOUR PHOTOGRAPHY. [1:04] 51. THE CLOCK ON YOUR COCK. [:38] 52. THE TELEPHONE ANSA MACHINE. [:41] 53. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (SKETCH). [1:48] 54. DIGGIT & DUMP. [:42] 55. CRISPY PIGS NIPPLES. [1:03] | ||
