Why Ultimate Discs?
Ultimate discs exist to make a DJ's life easier and their
presentation a whole lot better. When we say DJ, you can read Mixer, Karaoke
Jock, Radio Presenter, basically anyone who presents music in one form
or another. Ultimate's discs are so varied in their content that
there is something for everyone, and the range is constantly expanding.
The can be used by Mobile DJs, Bedroom Mixers, Fun Pub DJs, Studios, Remixers,
Radio Stations, and Club Jocks.
Ultimate Discs - are they good value?
Because of the care taken in creating Ultimate Discs, they do
not go out of date. They will be used for many years after initial purchase.
Furthermore, with an average of 150 tracks on the discs, the cost of each
track is only about 14p.
Who
creates Ultimate's CDs?
Unlike most other companies, Ultimate write, record, produce,
release, and distribute 99% of the material on the discs. Because of this,
it is the world's biggest collection of material written specially
for DJs by DJs. From concept to final disc, every aspect of use is thought
through.
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Just
what exactly is a jingle?
'Jingle'
- is this one of the most misunderstood words in DJ circles? We've
tried over many years to think of a better way to describe what we do, but
there's not really a generic term that suits it any better. Hot Drops,
Dance Inserts, Toolkits, Presenter Series, Sample Kits, Power Songs, - you
name it, we've probably thought of it. Come to think of it, we've
probably released it! We use the term jingle to describe a track that is
used by DJs away from their main music programming, usually for increased
impact and professionalism.
What
will Ultimate discs do for me?
Ultimate discs enhance your presentation, give you access to essential
material, and add that final 'polish' to your performance. They
give you the edge that makes audiences notice, and make you look even more
professional.
What's on Ultimate discs?
From 6 minute song medleys, to a 1 second sound effect, the variation
is enormous. Here's just a brief overview of what to expect: Full
Production Show Openers and Closers; Songs; Hot Drops & Inserts; Power
Sung Jingles; Year checks and Chart Positions; Dance Drops; Comedy Inserts,
Impressions, and Sketches.
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PRO USE vol. 3
THE 3RD CD IN THE PRO USE SERIES CONTAINS HIGHLY PRODUCED TRACKS (IE JINGLES WITH
LOTS OF MUSIC, SFX & MULTI VOICES). SUITABLE FOR DJS IN FUN PUBS &
MOBILES.
MINUTE SHOW OPENER
1990 - 1995 YEAR CHECKS
BLUES BROTHERS OPENER
THUNDERBIRDS COUNT DOWN
SOUND EFFECTS
CHEEKY AND RUDE DROP INS WATCH WITH MOTHER SHOW CLOSER
CREDIBLE DROP INS
GOLDEN OLDIE MATERIAL
THE MAJORITY OF THIS DISC HAS BEEN EXTENSIVELY PRODUCED
THOUGH IT IS COMPLEMENTED BY A FEW VO ONLY DROP-IN'S. THE 4 MINUTE
SHOW OPENER IS A MASTERPIECE IN ITSELF.
TRACKLISTING
SHOW OPENERS
1. THE MIGHTY MUSIC MACHINE BIG OPENER.
A MASSIVE SHOW OPENER WHICH REALLY SHOWS OFF SOUND SYSTEMS &
ALLOWS A GIGANTIC BUILD UP TO THE SWITCHING ON OF THE LIGHTS. BASICALLY
THE VO INTRODUCES VARIOUS SOUNDS FROM RIPPLING BASS, CLASSICAL PIECES,
DRUMS, ROCK GUITAR ETC. ALL GIVE DIFFERENT TEXTURES & STEREO IMAGING
WITH A BUILD UP TO 'CUE THE LIGHTS' WHICH PROCEEDS TO A SYNTHESIZER
TRACK TO RUN A SHORT LIGHT SHOW TO BEFORE A FINAL VO & BIG BOOM ENDING.
“THE MIGHTY MUSIC MACHINE IS READY TO ROLL INTO ACTION,
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN ON A MUSICAL JOURNEY FEATURING A GALAXY OF SOUNDS
& MUSICAL STYLES, LETS START BY SAMPLING JUST A FEW, BASS, LET'S
ADD SOME RHYTHM, MOVE IT TO THE LEFT, MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT, RETURN TO
THE CENTRE, BUILD IT UP WITH FOUR ON THE FLOOR, LET'S FILL IT OUT,
NOW GIVE ME MORE, OK ADD SOME FUNKY BASS, BRING IT UP TO THE 90'S,
IT'S SOUNDING GOOD, BUT NOW LET'S ROCK IT, LET'S JUST
ADD A TOUCH OF CLASS, AND INTRODUCING THE HORN SECTION, HUMAN TOUCH, SYNTHESIZERS,
WE HAVE THE MUSIC, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, WHAT WE NEED IS ATMOSPHERE,
ENERGIZE THE LIGHTS, THIS IS JUST A PREVIEW OF YOUR MUSICAL JOURNEY, IT'S
ONLY JUST BEGUN, EVERYTHING IS OPERATIONAL & READY TO TO, DESTINATION
GOOD TIMES, LET'S GO”. MVO SFX [4:02]
2. “LIGHTS, MUSIC,'AC' ACTION.”.
MUSIC MVO [:11]
3. BLUES BROTHERS STYLE INTRODUCTION.
A SHOW OPENER IN THE STYLE OF THE BLUES BROTHERS THAT REALLY
MOVES! HORNS, DRUMS, & DRIVING BASS LEAD INTO A MOTOR MOUTH INTRODUCTION
WHICH DELIVERS VERBAL VOCABULARY AT A PACE TO REALLY IMPRESS BEFORE A
CRESCENDO OF HORNS TO FINISH.
“GOOD EVENING LADIES & GENTLEMEN & THANK-YOU FOR COMING
OUT TONIGHT & SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR THAT MUSICAL ORALLY ENTERTAINING
ART OF PHONIC & PERSONALITY REPRODUCTION KNOWN AS DEEJAYING, YOU KNOW
SO MUCH OF THE MUSIC THAT WE'VE GROWN TO KNOW & LOVE WILL BE
CAREFULLY CONVEYED TO YOU TONIGHT, MELODIC MEMORIES & RECENT RELEASES,
ROCK'N'ROLL & POP'N'SOUL, RAVES FROM THE GRAVES
& HITS OF TODAY & IT WILL ALL BE OF THE ULTIMATE QUALITY, ALL
THIS OF COURSE IS AIMED AT GIVING YOU THE LISTENER THE FREEDOM TO RELIEVE
YOURSELVES OF LIFE'S LITTLE WORRIES & ENJOY YOURSELVES BY BEING
ABLE TO GET ON YOUR FEET & MOVE TO THE BEAT WHILST PARTICIPATING IN
THAT BODILY ART KNOWN AS DANCE, & DON'T FORGET PEOPLE, WHATEVER
YOU DO TO LIVE, STRIVE & SURVIVE YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR A REQUEST,
BUT ENOUGH OF THIS VERBAL VOCABULARY, HERE HE IS, YOUR DJ FOR
TONIGHT, & HE'S READY TO SHOOT INTO ACTION, ARE YOU READY?”
MVO MUSIC [1:19]
4. “WAKE UP EVERYBODY, WAKEY WAKEY”. SFX
FVO [:13]
5. THUNDERBIRDS SPOOF.
A RE-HASH OF THE IMMORTAL THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO! INTRODUCTION
WHICH GOES INTO A CAR THAT WON'T START, INTO A RECORD SCRATCH INTO
A SUPER DEEP OBSCENE VO.
“5,4,3,2,1, THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO, BOLLOCKS”. SFX MVO SFX LAUGH[:29]
6. “& NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
YES IT'S SHOW TIME”. DRUM ROLL MVO [:08]
NINETIES YEARCHECKS 1990 - 1995.
2 OPTIONS OF EACH OF THE YEARCHECKS FROM 1990 TO 1995.
7.1 “1990.” MUSIC MVO ECHO [:08]
7.2 “1990.” MVO SFX [:03]
8.1 “1991.” MUSIC MVO ECHO [:08]
8.2 “1991.” MVO SFX [0:03]
9.1 “1992.” MUSIC MVO ECHO [:08]
9.2 “1992.” MVO EFX [:03]
10.1 “1993.” MUSIC MVO ECHO[:08]
10.2 “1993.” MVO SFX [:03]
11.1 “1994.” MUSIC MVO ECHO [:08]
11.2 “1994.” MVO SFX [:03]
12.1 “1995.”MUSIC MVO ECHO [:08]
12.2 “1995.” MVO SFX [:03]
DANCE DROPS
A SELECTION OF MORE UP FRONT TRACKS FOR USE WHEN PLAYING 'DANCE'
TRACKS.
13. “THE DANCE EXPERIENCE OF THE 90'S”. MUSIC MVO [0:19]
14. “DESTINATION ECSTACY”.MUSIC MVO A CAPELLA [:13]
15. “YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MUSICAL JOURNEY, A JOURNEY MADE
UP OF BEATS & BASS LINES, PREPARE YOURSELVES, FOR YOU ARE ABOUT TO
ENTER THE RAVING ZONE”. MUSIC MVO SFX [:19]
16. “THE PURE ECSTACY OF RAVE”. MUSIC MVO SFX [:10]
17. “WE'RE INTO THE AWESOME, HARDCORE STATE OF MIND”.
MUSIC MVO REV [:14]
18.1 “THE ULTIMATE RAVE”. MVO HORNS [:11]
18.2 “THE ULTIMATE RAVE”. MVO [:11]
19. “MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THE CITY LIES A GRIZZLY GRUESOME
CHARACTER, THE RAVER”. MUSIC BATMAN STYLE MVO [0:10]
20. “RAVE”. MVO SHOUTS ECHO [:15]
21. “TURN IT UP & MAKE SOME NOISE”. MVO SHOUTS ECHO HORNS
[0:14]
22. “GO FOR IT”. MUSIC MVO WHISTLES [:13]
DAYCHECKS
A SMALL SELECTION OF TRACKS FOR GOING THROUGH THE NIGHT &
WEEKEND & MIDWEEK CHECKS.
23. “THE FIRST 60 MINS OF A BRAND NEW DAY, IT'S THE M'NIGHT
HOUR”. MUSIC MVO [:12]
24. “AT THE 3RD STROKE THE TIME SPONSORED BY ACCURIST WILL BE 12
O'CLOCK PRECISELY, WE'RE ROCKIN' AFTER MIDNIGHT”.
MVO SFX MUSIC [:15]
25. “MIDWEEK, & WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT SPECIAL”.
DRUMS MVO [:12]
26. “HOLD ON IT'S THE START OF ANOTHER WEEKEND”. SFX
MVO [:05]
27. “SUNDAY NIGHT & STILL GOING STRONG”. SFX MVO [:04]
GOLDEN OLDIES
A GREAT VARIETY OF FULLY PRODUCED TRACKS FOR A MASSIVE VARIATION
OF STYLES AS DIVERSE AS BALLROOM DANCING, ROCK N ROLL, & DANCE.
28. “LADIES & GENTS, TAKE YOUR PARTNERS FOR THE GRACEFUL ART
OF BALLROOM DANCING”. MUSIC MVO [:14]
29. “LET'S TAKE YOU BACK, BACK IN TIME, BACK TO ROCK 'N'
ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, SLIP ON YOUR DANCING SHOES & LET THE GOOD TIMES
ROLL”. ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC MVO [:20]
30. “THE CLASSIC SOUL YEARS”. SOUL HORN MUSIC MVO [0:08]
31. “ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE 1960'S”. MUSIC FVO [:08]
32. “THE ALL TIME CLASSICS OF THE 1980'S”. MVO [0:05]
33.”YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A MUSICAL JOURNEY, A JOURNEY MADE
UP OF BEATS & BASS LINES, PREPARE YOURSELVES, FOR YOU ARE ABOUT TO
ENTER THE DANCE ZONE”. .TWILIGHT ZONE MUSIC MVO SFX [:18]
34. “CLASSIC HIT 'REPLAY” MVO ECHO [:09]
35.1 “A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO A LEGEND OF OUR LIFETIME”. MUSIC
MVO [:11]
35.2 “A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO A LEGEND OF OUR LIFETIME”. MVO
[:05]
36.1 “ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SOUND”. MUSIC FVO
[:09]
36.2 “ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SOUND”. FVO [:04]
DEEP VOICE INSERTS & HOT DROPS.
OFTEN THE MOST POPULAR TRACKS FOR QUICK DROP-IN'S. THESE
DEEP VOICE INSERTS WILL GIVE YOU THE IMPACT TO MAKE A REAL IMPRESSION.
SOME DRY, SOME WITH MUSIC BACKING.
37. “HOT ON THE DECKS, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY SCRATCH”.
MVO SFX [:05]
38. “THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN ULTRA-COOL, HIP & TRENDY STREETWISE
DJ”. MVO [:06]
39. “NON STOP GOOD MUSIC FROM YOUR 'UP' FRONT DJ”.
MVO SFX [:05]
40. “1ST CLASS MUSIC, IN THE TOWNS NO1 CLUB.”. MVO [:04]
41. “THIS IS THE MOBILE ROADSHOW, THAT LEAVES THE OTHERS IN THE
DARK”. SFX MVO [:07]
42. “YOU SEE THIS MOBILE DISCOTHEQUE, TAKE IT FROM ME NOBODY DOES
IT BETTER”. MUSIC MVO SFX [:11]
43. “1ST CLASS MUSIC WITH THE TOWNS NO1 DISCOTHEQUE”. MVO
[:04]
44. “THIS IS THE BAR WHERE WE'RE GONNA ROCK YOUR UNDERWEAR
OFF, STOP MESSING ABOUT”. SFX MVO [:12]
45. “IF YOU LIKE DANCING IN A HOT STICKY ATMOSPHERE, THEN YOU'VE
COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE”. MVO [:07]
46. “CELEBRATING THE LONG SUMMER NIGHTS, HOT & SWEATY”.
MUSIC MVO [:13]
47. “LETS CHECK THAT OUT AGAIN” REWIND TAPE SFX MVO [:05]
48. “BACK BY PUBLIC DEMAND.” MVO SFX ECHO[:13]
49. “TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME.” SFX MVO [:04]
50. “WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC, & THIS IS
TOO”. MVO MUSIC [:11]
51. “STRAIGHT INTO THE CHARTS, A NEW ENTRY”. SFX MVO [:06]
52. “ONLY JUST RELEASED BUT DESTINED TO BECOME A CLASSIC”.
MVO ECHO [:07]
53.”20 MINUTES OF NON-STOP, NO CHAT, BACK TO BACK UNINTERRUPTED
MUSIC”. MVO [:10]
54. “STEREO MUSIC POWER,'ROCK' IT OUT”. SFX MUSIC
MVO [:11]
55. “STEREO, MUSIC, POWER”.MVO ECHO [:05]
56.1 “BASS, THE VINYL FRONTIER”. MVO SCRATCH [:04]
56.2 “BASS, THE VINYL FRONTIER”. SCRATCH MVO [:03]
57. “TURN UP THE TREBLE, HEAVY ON THE BASS”. SCRATCH MVO ECHO
[:04]
58. “HERE COMES THE SUNSHINE, YO IT'S SUMMERTIME”. SFX
MVO MUSIC [:13]
59. “CHECK OUT THE PARTY LINE”. ECHO MVO [:03]
60. “LIVE & BEFORE YOU A DJ EXCLUSIVE REMIX”. MVO ECHO[:10]
61. “MORE BEATS, MORE BASS LINES, MORE MUSIC”. SFX MVO [:10]
62. “THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR,'HIT IT'.”
MVO ECHO [0:07]
63. “& NOW HERE'S ANOTHER RECORD”. SCRATCH MVO [:05]
64. “& NOW HERE'S ANOTHER RECORD”. MVO SCRATCH [:05].
65.1 “IT'S COMPETITION TIME, REMEMBER, IF YOU WANT TO WIN
THEN YOU MUST JOIN IN”. MUSIC MVO [:18]
65.2 “IT'S COMPETITION TIME, REMEMBER, IF YOU WANT TO WIN
THEN YOU'VE GOT TO JOIN IN”. MVO [:08]
COMEDY INSERTS
THE WAY OF ADDING HUMOUR TO YOUR PRESENTATION WITHOUT SAYING
ALL THE CORNY LINES YOURSELF!!! GREAT FOR TONGUE IN CHEEK LINES ABOUT
YOURSELF OR YOUR AUDIENCE.
66.1 “WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS THIS BUTTON?” EXPLOSION
FVO SFX [:11]
66.2 “WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS THIS BUTTON?” SONOVOX [:10]
67. “THE MUSIC IN THIS PLACE IS ABSOLUTELY SPIFFING” POSH
MVO [:04]
68. “THIS DJ HAS A COPY OF DES O'CONNORS GREATEST HITS, &
HE'S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.” MVO [:08]
69.1 “ONE FOR THE UGLY GUY STOOD BY HIMSELF IN THE CORNER, BY THE
WAY THATS MY ROADIE”. THICK BRUMMIE MVO SAMPLED LAUGH [:08]
69.2 “TAXI FOR THE UGLY GUY STOOD BY HIMSELF IN THE CORNER”.
THICK BRUMMIE MVO [:03]
70. “THIS DJ'S AVAILABLE 7 DAYS A WEEK, ANYTIME, PLACE, WHERE”.
MVO MARTINI MUSIC [:11]
71.1 “THIS DJ HAS MORE SPOTS THAN 101 DALMATIANS, SIZE 12 FEET,
BOUGHT THE LATEST JASON DONOVAN ALBUM & HASN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT
HE'S DOING”. DEEP MVO [:11]
71.2 “THIS DJ HAS MORE SPOTS THAN 101 DALMATIANS, HAS SIZE 12 FEET,
BOUGHT THE LATEST JASON DONOVAN ALBUM & SHE HASN'T GOT A CLUE
WHAT SHE'S DOING”. DEEP
MVO [:11]
72. “YOUR DJ HAS HAD AN INTERVIEW FOR RADIO 1 THIS WEEK, THEY'RE
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLEAN THE TOILETS”. DEEP MVO [:07]
73. “I'VE HEARD OF MEGAMIXING BUT THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE MEGAMESSING”.
WACKY MVO [:04]
74.1 “YOU KNOW, THIS GUY ALMOST MAKES ME LOOK PROFESSIONAL”.
SFX WACKY MVO [:04]
74.2 “YOU KNOW, THIS GIRL ALMOST MAKES ME LOOK PROFESSIONAL”.
SFX WACKY MVO [:04]
75. “SEX, DRUGS, WROCK MUSIC, WHOR, BLOODY GREAT DISCO THIS”.
ARISTOCRATIC MVO [:10]
76. “THIS IS A PERSONAL HEALTH WARNING FOR THE PEOPLE WITH THE FUNNY
FAGS, PUT THEM OUT NOW, BEFORE THE DOORMEN PUT YOU OUT.” HAMLET
CIGAR MUSIC DEEP MVO SFX [:24]
77. “SAUSAGE, FISH, CHIPS & PEAS, PLEASE”.THICK BRUMMIE
MVO SFX [:11]
78. “HOT ON THE DECKS, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY SCRATCH? MUST HAVE
CRABS EH”. DEEP MVO [0:05]
79. “YOUR DJ IS GOING TO GET LAID TONIGHT, PROBABLY”.DEEP
MVO [:05]
80. “I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DJ & I'LL TELL YOU, I'LL
NEVER FORGET IT”.SEXY FVO [:06]
81.1 “WHAT A CUNNING LINGUIST”. MVO [:03]
81.2 “WHAT A CUNNING LINGUIST”. FVO [:03]
82. “CHECK OUT THE BOOBS ON HER”. WOLF WHISTLE MVO SFX [:05]
83. “THIS DJ IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SCREW .... THE LID OF HIS
RECORD CASE HAS COME LOOSE”. MVO FVO [:09]
84. “THIS IS THE DJ WITH MORE BULLSHIT THAN EMMERDALE FARM - MOOOO”.
DEEP MVO COW SFX [:06]
85. “IF YOU LOT DON'T GET UP & DANCE THE DJ IS GOING TO
GET ABSOLUTELY RAT ARSED”. MVO [:08]
86. CHAS & DAVE SAMPLE - “RABBIT RABBIT YAK YAK, DON'T
GIVE ME ALL THAT BULLSHIT, THE KIDS WON'T EAT IT!” SFX MVO
[:11]
SOUND EFFECTS
2 VARIATIONS OF VERY USEFUL SFX
87.1 SHORT DRUM ROLL. SFX [:04]
87.2 LONG DRUM ROLL. SFX [:05].
88.1 AIR HORNS. SFX [:02]
88.2 AIR HORNS. SFX [:08]
LATE NIGHT INSERTS
SEXY FEMALE & MALE VO'S, SOME SERIOUS & SOME DEFINITELY
NOT!
89. “BEHAVE YOURSELVES, OR TAKE PRECAUTIONS”. FVO MVO [:08]
90. “HARD TIMES AHEAD OF US, OH WOW”. FVO [:05]
91. “MUSIC THAT MAKES WOMEN GO AAH & THE MEN GO BOING”.
MVO FVO [:08]
92. “FOR ALL YOU LOVERS, WE WANNA BE TOGETHER”. MVO [:06]
93. “THE LIGHTS ARE DOWN & WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT FOLLOW”.
MUSIC MVO [:14]
94. “THIS ONES FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE GOING PLACES”. FVO
[:03]
95. “LETS SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE”.
MUSIC FVO [:23]
96. “YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE, SO LETS SLOW DOWN”. MUSIC
MVO [0:16]
SHOW CLOSERS
THE PERFECT WAY TO ROUND OFF YOUR SHOW. INCLUDING A NICE ADVERT
STYLE GOODBYE & A RATHER RUDE WAY OF TELLING PEOPLE TO LEAVE!
97. “FOR MORE OF WHAT YOU HAVE JUST EXPERIENCED JOIN US HERE SAME
TIME, SAME PLACE, NEXT WEEK”. VINTAGE 60'S STYLE TV MUSIC
MVO [:21]
98.1 “LADIES & GENTLEMEN, ON BEHALF OF YOUR DJ, MAY I THANK
YOU FOR YOUR COMPANY THIS EVENING, ALSO MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOUR DJ
IS AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC & PRIVATE FUNCTIONS THROUGHOUT THIS AREA,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE DETAILS OR A BUSINESS CARD THEN PLEASE ASK, FINALLY,
I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A PLEASANT & SAFE JOURNEY HOME, THANK YOU
& GOOD NIGHT”. PLEASANT MUSIC MVO [1:17]
98.2 V 2 OF THE ABOVE WITHOUT MUSIC & UNSUNG A FVO. [:24]
99. “TIME TO GO HOME, NOW BOYS & GIRLS IT'S TIME TO SUP
UP & SOD OFF”. 'WATCH WITH MOTHER' STYLE MUSIC MVO
[0:17]
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