Ultimate PRO USE Volume 4 CD - Jingles, Samples and Sound Efects

13 BIG SHOW OPENERS
VO'S FOR CLASSICAL ARTISTS
COMPETITION MUSIC BEDS
ESSENTIAL SONGS
SOUND EFFECTS
CARTOON CLOSER
COMEDY SKETCHES
GOLDEN OLDIE MATERIAL

THE MAJORITY OF THIS CD FEATURES EXTENSIVE PRODUCTION SO IT CAN ADD A REAL PROFESSIONAL TOUCH TO YOUR PRESENTATION.

TRACKLISTING
SHOW OPENERS
13 CLASSIC SHOW OPENERS TO REALLY START YOUR SHOW IN A WAY TO REMEMBER.

1. THE OMEN STYLE OPENER.
A DEEP 'DEVILISH' VO DELIVERS A GREAT DYNAMIC MESSAGE WITH THE OMEN MUSIC BUILDING UP TO A THUNDERSTRIKE ENDING.
“LADIES & GENTLEMEN, COMING AT YOU LOUD, LIVE & DIRECT FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF YOUR IMAGINATION WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT”. [:23]

2. MIXED UP THUNDERBIRDS.
A NOVEL USE OF THE 5,4,3,2,1 THUNDERBIRDS INTRO WHERE IT IS IN THE WRONG ORDER, A 2ND ATTEMPT IS NO BETTER, SO A MECHANICAL ROBOT FIXES IT TO BE AS IT SHOULD BE & IT ENDS WITH AN ALMIGHTY EXPLOSION!
“5,2,3,1,4, - 5,2,4,1,3, - 'SFX' - 5,4,3,2,1, THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO.” EXPLOSION [:59]

3. CHEESEY STARTER.
A WOOLY ORGAN LEADS INTO A STRAIGHT VOICEOVER.
“LADIES & GENTLEMEN, GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT”. [:07]

4. DISCOTHEQUE EVOLUTION OPENER.
A WELL PRODUCED ATMOSPHERIC BED WITH A DEEP VO INFERRING GREAT ANTICIPATION AS TO WHAT IS ABOUT TO COME. “SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME MAN HAS SOUGHT THE ULTIMATE IN AUDIO & VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT TODAY HE IS ALMOST REACHED PERFECTION, DIGITAL SOUND & LASER LIGHT TECHNOLOGY TONIGHT YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE LATEST STAGE IN DISCOTHEQUE EVOLUTION EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED”. [:36]

5. TONGUE IN CHEEK.
QUICK PACED INTRO WITH MUSICAL BACKING ENDING WITH CROWD NOISE.
“DRESSED LIKE A PRAT & EAGER TO PLEASE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN HERE'S YOUR DJ FOR TONIGHT”. [:15]

6. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE OPENER.
A GREAT TOPICAL THEMED OPENER WITH A TV DRAMATIC VOICE LEADING INTO AN EXPLOSION AT THE END.
“A MAN WITH A MISSION TO INFORM & ENTERTAIN, TO PROVIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE MIX OF QUALITY SOUND & LIGHT LADIES & GENTLEMEN IF YOU ARE READY THIS DISCOTHEQUE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS, 4 SECONDS, 3 SECONDS, 2 SECONDS,'TAKE COVER', 1SECOND”. [:27]

7. GET READY INTRODUCTION.
SHOWTIME STYLE INTRODUCTION, SLIGHTLY TONGUE IN CHEEK.
“LADIES & GENTLEMEN YOUR DJ FOR TONIGHT HAS SPENT HOURS SETTING UP HIS LIGHTS HE'S SPENT AGES PERFORMING SOUND CHECKS & HE'S REFRAINED FROM TOUCHING THE BUFFET, YET. HE'S KEEPING REASONABLY SOBER & IS PREPARED TO PLAY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CARE TO ASK FOR, GET READY FOR A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT & PARTY CELEBRATION”. [:28]

8. WORKING MENS CLUB VO
TYPICAL CHEESEY 'JOBSWORTH' VO WITH POPS, & BREATHS & MIC TAPS!“TESTING, TESTING, GOOD EVENING LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BOYS & GIRLS, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PREPARE YOURSELVES WE ARE ABOUT READ TO COMMENCE WITH TONIGHT'S EXCITING ENTERTAINMENT”. [:18]

9. A NEW ELEMENT.
GREAT VO WITH LOADS OF BACKGROUND SFX.
“FULL RANGE QUALITY SOUND, SPECTACULAR LIGHTING, HIT MUSIC, PARTY TRACKS & BIG CLUB CLASSICS, COMPLETE ENTERTAINMENT ALL NIGHT LONG, LADIES & GENTLEMEN THIS IS A NEW ELEMENT IN DISCOTHEQUE HISTORY”. [:19]

10. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.
SUPERB OPENER UTILIZING THE MOON LANDING SAMPLES TO GREAT EFFECT.
“ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THE DJ WHO GIVES YOU MORE OF WHAT YOU WANT, STAND BACK & TAKE COVER LADIES & GENTLEMEN WE HAVE CONTACT, IT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.” [:20]

11. DJ SEND UP.
BEAT BACKGROUND TRACK WITH RICH VO.
“LAST NIGHT THE DJ PLAYED THE BEST DANCE MUSIC TILL 2.00 AM, HE SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT MAKING LOVE HE SPENT ALL DAY SEARCHING FOR THE BEST NEW RELEASES IN EVERY RECORD STORE IN TOWN, HE'S BEEN DRINKING SINCE 6 O'CLOCK HIS HEAD IS THROBBING LIKE A COBBLER'S THUMB & HE'S GOING TO DO EXACTLY THE SAME TONIGHT”. [:39]

12. IN FULL EFFECT.
DEEP USA VOICE IN QUICK LINK TYPE OPENER.
“THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING LEGEND, MAN, MACHINE & MUSIC IN FULL EFFECT”. [:16]

TUNE IT IN
6DIFFERENT OPTIONS OF A RADIO TUNING IN TO A VO ENDING. SIMPLE TO USE & EFFECTIVE.
13.1 (RADIO TUNING [RT]) “& NOW IT'S TIME FOR”. [:16]
13.2 [RT]”ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?” [:13]
13.3 [RT] “WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU”. [:16]
13.4 [RT] “PLEASE RE-TUNE YOUR RADIO TO ANOTHER FREQUENCY”. [:16]
13.5 [RT]”TUNING IN TO A NEW SOUND”. [:16]
13.6 [RT] “TAKING CONTROL OF THE AIRWAVES”. [:16]
14. PATHE NEWSREEL STYLE.
“PUT DOWN YOUR KNITTING GRANDMA, THE REAL ENTERTAINMENT STARTS HERE”. [:05]

HOT LINKS
A BIG BATCH OF LINKS SOME DRY, EFFECTED, MUSIC BACKED, MALE, SUNG, FEMALE & DEEP VOICES.
15. “4 HITS IN A ROW, BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK”. [:06]
16. “MY MOM LIKES THIS ONE BUT DON'T LET THAT PUT YOU OFF”. [:05]
17. “HEY IT'S ANOTHER SMASH HIT”. [:04]
18. “NON STOPPING, HOT ROCKING, BACK TO BACK MUSIC. THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING”. [:04]
19.1 “WORLDWIDE HITS FROM THE GLOBAL JUKEBOX”. [:09]
19.2 DRY. [0.04]
20. “LETS CHECK OUT THE GROOVE ON A BIG HIT SOUND, THAT'S MAKING IT FOR THE 2ND TIME AROUND, 2ND TIME AROUND.” [:12]
21. “THE HIT RESURRECTION FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. DEAD & GONE BUT THE LEGEND LIVES ON”. [:07]
22. “CLASSIC REVIVAL REPLAY”. [:12]
23. “BACK IN BUSINESS, REVIVED & REWORKED, RESTORED & RENEWED, RE-RELEASED & RE-REMEMBERED THE HIT RESURRECTION”. [:08]
24.1 “COR THIS AIN'T ARF DUSTY, ITS BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE ITS BEEN PLACED INNIT”. [:04]
24.2 “LOOK AT THIS WILL YOU, LEAVE IT OUT, IT'S COVERED IN DUST THIS RECORD WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED THIS CRAP”. [:07]
25. “THIS IS THE SHOW THAT PLAYS THE MUSIC FROM THE 50'S, 60'S, 70'S & 80'S ALL IN THE CLASSIC STYLE OF THE1990'S”. [:15]
26.1 “PLAYING THE MUSIC YOU WANT TO HEAR, ITS DISCO DEDICATION TIME”. [:14]
26.2 “PLAYING THE MUSIC YOU WANT TO HEAR, THE RADIO REQUEST LINE”.[:04]

CLASSIC INTRODUCTIONS

WHETHER ON RADIO, CLUB OR MOBILE, THESE INTRODUCTIONS WILL LEAD YOU BRILLIANTLY INTO A SPECIALIST SET. DEEP VOICE DELIVERED DRY WITH MAXIMUM IMPACT!
27. MICHAEL JACKSON SPOKEN INTRO. [:39]
28. ROLLING STONES SPOKEN INTRO.[:31]
29. ELVIS PRESLEY LONG SPOKEN INTRO. [:48]
30.THE BEATLES LONG SPOKEN INTRO.[:34]

FULLY BACKED & SUNG JINGLES

MEGA PRODUCED TRACKS TO SET YOU ON A PAR WITH THE BEST! SOME OF THESE TRACKS CAN BE HEARD ON RADIO STATIONS WORLDWIDE.
31. “THE SHOW THAT BRINGS THE HITS OF THE 20TH CENTURY.” [:17]
32. “MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, BRINGING US UP TO DATE, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE”. [:16]
33. “THE COMPLETE MUSIC PROGRAM WITH SOLID GOLD SOUL, RED HOT ROCK, THE SWINGING 60'S, MOTOWN MAGIC”. [:39]

34. “THE MASTERS OF ROCK”. [:12]
35. “HIP SWINGING, PULSE BEATING, LOVE MAKING, FOOT KICKING, BEAT KEEPING, BODY JERKING...BOOGIE”. [:14]
36. “HAIR DOWN, HEAD SHAKIN' 12 BAR BOOGIE”. [:10]
37. “HEAVY MAKES YOU HAPPY”. [:08]

DISCO, DJ, RADIO STATION MULTI USE DROPS

MULTI USE OPTIONS ON MOST OF THESE TRACKS ALLOW THEIR USE IN MOST ENVIROMENTS.
38.1 “GOING FOR GOLD WITH YOUR CLASSIC HIT DISCO”. [:09]
38.2 “GOING FOR GOLD WITH YOUR CLASSIC HIT STATION”. [:09]
38.3 “GOING FOR GOLD WITH YOUR CLASSIC HIT DJ”. [:09]
39. “THE SHOW FOR THE 90'S, THE ULTIMATE SELECTION”. [05]
40.1 “THE DJ WITH 5 INCHES OF SOLID CD SOUL”. SUNG OUT. [:10]
40.2 “THE DJ WITH 5 INCHES OF SOLID CD SOUL”. DRY OUT [:05]
41. “IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK FOR A REQUEST, DON'T FORGET”. [:06]
42.1"PROBABLY THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD”. [:04]
42.2 “PROBABLY THE BEST MOBILE DISCO IN THE WORLD...” [:04]
42.3 “PROBABLY THE BEST NIGHTCLUB IN THE WORLD”. [:04]
42.4 “PROBABLY THE BEST RADIO STATION IN THE WORLD”. [:04]
43. “THE DJ'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY. EVERY ACTION...” [:14]
44.1 “THE COMPLETE MUSIC PROGRAM FROM THE MOBILE DISCOTHEQUE...” [:22]
44.2 “THE COMPLETE MUSIC PROGRAM FROM THE RADIO STATION.” [:22]
45.1 “WHATEVER YOUR MUSICAL TASTES FROM REGGAE TO ROCK'N'ROLL, THIS IS THE MOBILE DISCO THAT WILL SATISFY YOUR SOUL”. [:16]
45.2 “WHATEVER YOUR MUSICAL TASTES FROM REGGAE TO ROCK 'N' ROLL, THIS IS THE RADIO STATION THAT WILL SATISFY YOUR SOUL”. [:10]
45.3 “WHATEVER YOUR MUSICAL TASTES FROM REGGAE TO ROCK 'N' ROLL, THIS IS THE DISC JOCKEY THAT WILL SATISFY YOUR SOUL”. [:16]
46. “WHEN ONLY THE BEST WILL DO, THIS IS THE MOBILE DISCOTHEQUE THAT BRINGS YOU PROFESSIONAL ENTERTAINMENT...” [:18]
47. “WHO SAID THIS DJ'S A COWBOY”. [:06]
48. “FACING THE FUTURE, THE MASTERS OF REALITY, LIVING UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS”. [:15]
49. “SPIN BY SPIN, DAY BY DAY, HIT BY HIT, BEAT BY BEAT”. [:31]
50. “COME ON, GET CONNECTED TO THE ESSENTIAL, SUPPLY.” [:13]
51.1 “THE NEW RELEASES AS THEY HAPPEN”. FVO [:09]
51.2 “THE NEW RELEASES AS THEY HAPPEN”. MVO [:09]
52. “I SAY, LETS HAVE ANOTHER DELIGHTFUL DANCE TUNE JUST LIKE THAT LAST ONE” [:06]
53.1 “BRINGING YOU, RIGHT ON CUE, UP FRONT MUSIC FROM YOUR UP FRONT DJ”. [:17]
53.2 “BRINGING YOU, RIGHT ON CUE, UP FRONT MUSIC FROM YOUR UP FRONT CLUB”. [:17]
53.3 “BRINGING YOU, RIGHT ON CUE, UP FRONT MUSIC FROM YOUR UP FRONT DISCO”.[:17]
53.4 “BRINGING YOU, RIGHT ON CUE, UP FRONT MUSIC FROM YOUR UP FRONT STATION”. [:17]
54.1 “THE DJ WITH HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE PLAYING THE DANCE BEATS BACK TO BACK”. [:13]
54.2 “THE NIGHTCLUB WITH HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE PLAYING THE DANCE BEATS BACK TO BACK”.
[:13]
54.3 “THE DISCO WITH HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE PLAYING THE DANCE BEATS BACK TO BACK”. [:13]
54.4 “THE STATION WITH HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE PLAYING THE DANCE BEATS BACK TO BACK”. [:13]
55.1"SOLID GOLD FROM DJ THAT'S GOT SOUL.” [:09]
55.2 DRY [:05]
55.3 “SOLID GOLD FROM THE STATION THAT'S GOT SOUL”. [:09]
55.4 DRY [:05]

COMEDY INSERTS

AS EVER, A VERY POPULAR SELECTION ON AN ULTIMATE CD. THIS SELECTION GIVES A GOOD VARIATION IN STYLES TO SUIT MOST TASTES.
56. “ONLY THIS DJ CAN DO THIS AS HE REFRESHES THE PART THAT OTHER DJ'S CANNOT REACH”. [:06]
57. “THIS DJ'S A VIRGIN, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT SAME AS LAST WEEK”. [:11]
58. “YOUR DJ'S JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA, BUT PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU'LL LOOK A RIGHT PRAT”. [:11]
59. “THIS DJ IS 100% DIGITAL, BUT HE STILL LOVES A BIT OF FLUFF ON HIS STYLUS”. [:09]
60. “THIS DJ HAS A VIRGIN SENSE OF HUMOUR, IT TAKES A LOT OF GETTING INTO, BUT ONCE YOUR THERE ITS FABULOUS”. [:08]
61. “TELL ME PROFESSOR, I'D LIKE A 2ND OPINION.” [:05]
62. “PLEASE DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BEER IN THIS VENUE, YOU TOO MAY BE OLD & FLAT SOMEDAY”. [:04]
63. “HERE'S A RECORD FOR ALL THE GUYS THAT ARE WEARING WHITE SOCKS TONIGHT, YOU TURKEYS”. [:10]
64. “JUST HOW BIG ARE YOU?” “WELL MA'AM I'M 5' 10IN.” [:13]
65. “WHO HAS CONTROL OF THAT DAMN SMOKE MACHINE?” [:04]
66. “SOMEBODY HAS ASKED IF WE HAVE ANY SIMPLE MINDS. YES OF COURSE WE DO, THEY'RE BY THE DOOR...” [:18]

67. “YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK, YOUR FACE IS BLURRED”. [:05]
68. “OUR PHASE SHIFT CAPACITIVE MODULATOR HAS GONE OUT OF SEQUENCE WITH OUR PULSE REGENERATION SIMULATOR...” [:18]
69. “HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR, SOMETHING STRANGE...” [:11]

CELEBRATION SONGS & DROPS

A SMALL SELECTION OF QUITE ESSENTIAL SONGS WHICH SHOULD BE IN EVERY DJ'S COLLECTION. FOR A MORE COMPREHENSIVE COLLECTION CHECK OUT THE OCCASIONS, BIRTHDAY, AND CHRISTMAS DISC.
70.1 “THE CELEBRATION THAT DESERVES A VERY SPECIAL DEDICATION”. FVO [:11]
70.2 “THE CELEBRATION THAT DESERVES A VERY SPECIAL DEDICATION”. MVO [:11]
71. “WE'LL MEET AGAIN”. ALT VERSION [:56]
72. “WE'LL MEET AGAIN”.TRAD VERSION[1:14]
73. “FOR YOU'RE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW”. [30]
74. “21 TODAY”. ALT VERSION [:25]
75. “21 TODAY”. TRAD VERSION [:19]

RADIO STATION JINGLES

SUNG & MUSIC BACKED DEEP VO'S FOR USE ON AIR AND WITH OPTIONS FOR DJ USE.
76.1 “STEREO FM THAT MEANS FANTASTIC MUSIC FROM YOUR FAVOURITE DJ”. [:16]
76.2 “RADIO STATION”. [:16]
77. “THIS IS ROCK'N'ROLL RADIO, TUNE IT IN, RIP THE KNOB OFF, DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, STAY TUNED FOR MUCH MORE...” [:14]
78. “THE STATION THAT BRINGS YOU THE MUSIC FROM EVERY DECADE, EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY”. [:13]
79. “IF YOU WANT IT, PHONE IT IN &WE'LL PLAY IT, THE REQUEST SHOW ON YOUR RADIO...” [:21]
80. “THE RADIO STATION BIG ENOUGH TO COUNT BUT...” [:13]
81.1 “BACK TO BACK....HIT AFTER HIT RADIO”. SUNG [:14]
81.2 “BACK TO BACK....HIT AFTER HIT RADIO”. DRY [:05]
81.3 “BACK TO BACK, SOLID GOLD, HIT AFTER HIT MUSIC”. DRY [:05]

MID SHOW BREAKS

AMAZINGLY USEFUL TRACKS FOR THAT MID SHOW BREAK WHETHER ON RADIO OR WORKING ON THE MOBILE CIRCUIT.
82. “IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE BACK ..” [:10]
83. “DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER, THE BEST IS YET TO COME, WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN...” [:19]
84.1 “LADIES & GENTLEMEN THE BUFFET IS OPEN”. FANFARE. [:11]
84.2 “LADIES & GENTLEMEN THE BUFFET IS OPEN”. DRY [:05]

COMPETITION TIMED BEDS

SIMPLE BUT NEVERTHELESS IMPRESSIVE BEDS TO USE WHEN RUNNING A COMPETITION TO ADD A PRO TOUCH.
85. 1MINUTE COMPETITION MUSIC BED [SYNTH STYLE] [1:02]
86. 2 MINUTE COMPETITION MUSIC BED [SYNTH STYLE] [2:02]
87. 1 MINUTE COMPETITION MUSIC BED [HUMOROUS] [1:02]
88. 2 MINUTE COMPETITION MUSIC BED [HUMOROUS] [2:02]

SOUND EFFECTS & MUSIC BEDS

A SMALL SELECTION OF USEFUL SFX WITH MASSIVE PERMUTATIONS IN USE TO CUSTOMIZE SITUATIONS.
89. HUMOROUS MUSIC TO END JOKE/COMEDY SKETCH ETC. [:08]
90. THUNDERCLAP [:12]
91. POLICE SIRENS [:10]
92. MACHINE GUN FIRE [:05]
93.1 TELEPHONE RINGING, “HELLO”. [:22]
93.2 TELEPHONE RINGING UNANSWERED. [:37]

THE LATE NIGHT LOVE ZONE

94.1 “LATE NIGHT MUSIC WITH RATION OF PASSION”. [:20]
94.2 “LATE NIGHT RADIO WITH RATION OF PASSION”. [:20]
95. “PLAYTIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX LETS WORK THIS OUT..” [:13]
96. “IT'S THE TIME OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU FIND WHO'S BED YOUR GOING TO BE SLEEPING IN”. [13]

SHOW CLOSERS

LEAVE YOUR PUNTERS WITH THE RIGHT IMPRESSION.
97. “EASE OFF THE POWER, OPERATE CRUISE CONTROL, BEGIN YOUR DECENT, KEEP HER STEADY, LETS BRING THIS BABY DOWN”. [:24]
98. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN SHOW CLOSER.
A PLEASANT FVO LEADS INTO A TRADITIONAL RENDITION OF GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
“THIS BRINGS US TO THE END OF OUR PROGRAMME FOR THIS EVENING, MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT WILL CONTINUE ON RADIO THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT BUT FOR NOW ON BEHALF OF YOUR DJ WE WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A PEACEFUL NIGHT & A PLEASANT & SAFE JOURNEY HOME, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING ... GOODNIGHT.. “. FOLLOWED BY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. [1:06]
99. THAT'S ALL FOLKS CLOSER
THE CLASSIC WARNER BROTHERS STYLE SHOW CLOSER. [:15]